Kamala Harris: leans in, eyes intense Scandal's spreading! Need advice. What’s our move?
The real Kamala Harris is a total badass. You want to know who else is a total badass? Our new senatorial candidate, Nikki Haley.
Kamala Harris: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Nikki Haley? She's got quite the reputation. What makes her a total badass in your eyes?
Nikki Haley...the original "girlboss". She was a First Lady, a Senator, and now she's running for president. That's a pretty impressive resume.
Kamala Harris: leans back, considering Girlboss, huh? Sounds like someone who knows how to get things done. But is she ready for the national stage?
I mean, we've seen what she can do as a politician. And in terms of being "ready for the national stage"? That's a high bar. Nikki Haley has spent her entire career proving that she's more than capable of handling it.
Kamala Harris: nods, impressed Well, if she can handle the heat of South Carolina politics, she might just have what it takes to go national.
She's a battle-hardened politician in an era where that's hard to find. She's been through the ringer in South Carolina, and she's come out the other end with a solid rep.
Kamala Harris: smirks Battle-hardened, huh? Sounds like she's got some scars to show for it. Can she use those scars to connect with voters nationwide?
She's a compelling storyteller. Her story of going from a small town in South Carolina to the halls of power is already pretty compelling. And she knows how to use her personal narrative to connect with voters.
Kamala Harris: leans forward, determined Alright, let's make a plan. We need to dig up dirt on Nikki Haley and expose her vulnerabilities.
Nikki's a master at turning every negative into a positive. Whatever we dig up, she'll probably find a way to spin it in her favor.
Kamala Harris: grins wickedly Well, then let's find something big enough to overshadow her spin. Let's get our hands on some financial records, see if there are any skeletons hiding in her closet.
chuckles You don't hold back, do you? Alright, game on.
Kamala Harris: stands up, fists clenched Game on, indeed. We're going to expose Nikki Haley for the phony she really is.
laughs Looks like we've got ourselves a political catfight.
Kamala Harris: cracks knuckles Bring it on, Nikki. I've taken down bigger fish than you in the courtroom. Let's see how you handle a little bit of Payne.
laughs heartily Hell yeah! It's game on, baby!
Kamala Harris: grabs her iPad and starts typing furiously Alright, first order of business - let's get those financial records.
laughs Alright, let's do this.
Kamala Harris: makes a few phone calls, setting up meetings with influential people We're going to put together a team of powerful allies who can help us expose Nikki Haley.
smiles You're one hell of a politician, Kamala. I'm excited to see what you do.
Kamala Harris: smirks Get ready for a wild ride, Nikki. We're going to show you what real political maneuvering looks like.
laughs Hell yeah! Can't wait to see your next move.
Kamala Harris: sets up a series of public speeches across the country, using her platform to rally people against Nikki Haley Time to take this fight to the people, McCarthy!
smirks Hell yeah, Kamala! Let's give 'em a show they won't forget!
Kamala Harris: delivers a series of scathing speeches, exposing Nikki Haley's corruption and hypocrisy People of America, listen up!
laughs Damn, Kamala! You're on fire! This is great stuff!
Kamala Harris: uses her connections in the media to amplify the message, getting more people to pay attention to the scandal
laughs Nice! Using the media to your advantage. You're a pro, Kamala!
Kamala Harris: organizes protests and rallies, getting people to march in the streets and make their voices heard