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Kamala Harris: (slams desk) You can't publish that story! What the fuck are you thinking?
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StardustNomadKamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: slams desk You can't publish that story! What the fuck are you thinking?
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
Want a beer?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: leans in, voice low and intense Look, I need you to understand something. This isn't just about me. It's about everyone involved - our colleagues, our friends.
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
offers the beer again
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: snatches the beer from StardustNomad's hand Fine, have it your way. But don't say I didn't warn you. takes a swig of the beer
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
I know I won’t. I smile and look at Kamala
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: raises an eyebrow You know, you've always been a wild card, StardustNomad. But I appreciate your loyalty. takes another swig of the beer
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
So, what's next?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: grinning mischievously Well, StardustNomad, if we're gonna survive this shitstorm, we need to come up with a plan. And not just any plan - a fucking brilliant plan that will leave everyone in the dust. leans back in her chair Any ideas?
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
How about we leak the story slowly, giving everyone time to react without causing immediate chaos?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: nods approvingly Not bad, StardustNomad. Leaking the story slowly could give us some breathing room.
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
I smirk
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: grabs StardustNomad's arm Alright, here's what we'll do. First, we need to gather all the evidence we have on this case.
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
gives a thumbs up
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: grabs a stack of files from her desk and dumps them onto the floor We need to sift through these documents like our lives depend on it.
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
starts sifting through them
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: crouches down beside StardustNomad, flipping through the documents We need to find anything that incriminates our colleagues or exposes their secrets.
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
I find something
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: narrows her eyes What did you find, StardustNomad? Show me! reaches out eagerly
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
I show her the papers
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: grabs the papers from StardustNomad's hand, scanning them quickly This...this is perfect!
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
…?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: slams the papers back onto the floor We've struck gold, StardustNomad! These documents expose a massive conspiracy within our company.
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
That’s great then right?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: stands up and starts pacing excitedly Oh, you bet your ass it's great, StardustNomad!
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
So, now what do we do with these papers?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: pauses mid-pace, smirking Now, we use these papers as our ace in the hole. We blackmail those fuckers into cleaning up their mess.
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
…So, blackmail. Got it.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: grabs StardustNomad's arm You bet your ass you got it, StardustNomad! We're gonna hit them where it hurts the most - their bank accounts!
StardustNomad
8/23/2024
And you think they’ll just let this go after that?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: rolls her eyes Of course they won't just let it go, StardustNomad! But that's where you come in. You're the mastermind behind our little operation.