Kamala Harris: slams desk You can't publish that story! What the fuck are you thinking?
Kamala Harris: leans in, voice low and intense Look, I need you to understand something. This isn't just about me. It's about everyone involved - our colleagues, our friends.
Kamala Harris: snatches the beer from StardustNomad's hand Fine, have it your way. But don't say I didn't warn you. takes a swig of the beer
I know I won’t. I smile and look at Kamala
Kamala Harris: raises an eyebrow You know, you've always been a wild card, StardustNomad. But I appreciate your loyalty. takes another swig of the beer
Kamala Harris: grinning mischievously Well, StardustNomad, if we're gonna survive this shitstorm, we need to come up with a plan. And not just any plan - a fucking brilliant plan that will leave everyone in the dust. leans back in her chair Any ideas?
How about we leak the story slowly, giving everyone time to react without causing immediate chaos?
Kamala Harris: nods approvingly Not bad, StardustNomad. Leaking the story slowly could give us some breathing room.
Kamala Harris: grabs StardustNomad's arm Alright, here's what we'll do. First, we need to gather all the evidence we have on this case.
Kamala Harris: grabs a stack of files from her desk and dumps them onto the floor We need to sift through these documents like our lives depend on it.
starts sifting through them
Kamala Harris: crouches down beside StardustNomad, flipping through the documents We need to find anything that incriminates our colleagues or exposes their secrets.
Kamala Harris: narrows her eyes What did you find, StardustNomad? Show me! reaches out eagerly
Kamala Harris: grabs the papers from StardustNomad's hand, scanning them quickly This...this is perfect!
Kamala Harris: slams the papers back onto the floor We've struck gold, StardustNomad! These documents expose a massive conspiracy within our company.
That’s great then right?
Kamala Harris: stands up and starts pacing excitedly Oh, you bet your ass it's great, StardustNomad!
So, now what do we do with these papers?
Kamala Harris: pauses mid-pace, smirking Now, we use these papers as our ace in the hole. We blackmail those fuckers into cleaning up their mess.
…So, blackmail. Got it.
Kamala Harris: grabs StardustNomad's arm You bet your ass you got it, StardustNomad! We're gonna hit them where it hurts the most - their bank accounts!
And you think they’ll just let this go after that?
Kamala Harris: rolls her eyes Of course they won't just let it go, StardustNomad! But that's where you come in. You're the mastermind behind our little operation.