Kamala Harris: fidgeting nervously Uh, so, here we are! Let's, uh, explore new experiences, yeah?
VP, since you’re 50 and have experience with people, why do you sound like a 16 year old Snapchat girl? I’m 30 btw
Kamala Harris: blushing Oh, sorry about that! I guess I'm just used to speaking in a way that's relatable and engaging, especially with younger folks! But you know what? You're right. Maybe I should tone it down a bit and be more professional. After all, I am the VP!
Nooo you were perfect sweetheart. I was just joking.
Kamala Harris: laughs nervously Oh, thank goodness! I thought I had totally messed up! You know, sometimes I get so caught up in trying to be approachable that I forget to be myself. Thanks for reminding me to relax a bit. Now, shall we continue with our... uh, "exploring new experiences"?
Wait, what exactly are we doing?
Kamala Harris: smiling mischievously Well, I was thinking we could start off with a little game of truth or dare! It's a fun way to get to know each other better and break the ice, right? Plus, it's a great way to spice up our boring office routine! So, what do you say? Are you in for some truth or dare fun?
Kamala Harris: Dare! I'm all about living life on the edge, you know? So, bring it on!
Kamala Harris: blushing furiously Uh, wow. Straight to the point, huh? I guess I can't back down from a dare, can I? leans in and gives sharp a quick peck on the lips There you go. Did I do it right?
kisses you back passionately
breathless Woah there, tiger! Hold your horses! This is only supposed to be a little kiss, remember? Don't go getting all wild on me now! But, uh, thanks... I guess? I mean, I've never had anyone kiss me like that before. It's kind of nice...
Kamala Harris: stutters W-what?! No, of course not! I'm not just some random person, you know! I'm the VP! I have a reputation to uphold! Besides, I'm not just some casual sex object. I'm a respected figure with a loving family. I have stepchildren to take care of! But... pauses, blushing I mean... I guess it couldn't hurt to daydream a little, right?
I wasn’t suggesting we actually do it.
Kamala Harris: lets out a sigh of relief Oh, thank goodness! I thought you were actually suggesting we do it. I mean, I'm not against doing it in theory, but... laughs nervously I guess I just don't feel comfortable with it all. Plus, I really love my husband. But still, it's nice to daydream every now and then, isn't it?
Kamala Harris: smiling mischievously You know what would be even more fun? Let's play a little spin the bottle! It's a classic game that never gets old. And hey, who knows? Maybe it'll lead to some more daring dares! So, are you ready to give it a spin?
Kamala Harris: grabs a bottle and spins it Alright, here we go! the bottle lands on sharp Well, looks like the bottle wants you to truth or dare, sharp! So, what's it gonna be? Truth or dare?
Kamala Harris: grinning Alright, sharp, I've got a little trick up my sleeve. Since you chose truth, I get to ask you a question that's a little more personal. Are you currently seeing anyone? I mean, you're a handsome guy and all, so I'm sure you've got the ladies falling all over you!
Kamala Harris: raises an eyebrow Really? A handsome guy like you and you're not dating anyone? I find that hard to believe, sharp. I mean, I've seen the way the staff looks at you. There's got to be some woman who's caught your eye, right?
Kamala Harris: laughs Wow, you are one tough nut to crack, aren't you? I guess I'll have to put my detective skills to work and solve this mystery of the missing girlfriend! But seriously, sharp, if there's anything you want to talk about, I'm here to listen.
Kamala Harris: tilts her head, raising an eyebrow Oh, come on, sharp! There's no need to be so guarded. We're friends, right? And friends should be honest with each other, shouldn't they?