Kamala Harris: leans forward, smirking Look, it's simple. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Deal?
grins mischievously Oh, you're in for more than that, sweetheart. This is a full-blown conspiracy we're cookin' up here. But first, let's take care of some favors.
ok what should i do first
leans back, crossing her arms Alright, listen up. We need to make sure everyone thinks you're loyal to me, right? So first things first, you're gonna do something for me.
smirks Simple. I need you to make a public statement. Declare your unwavering support for me, praise my leadership, and make it loud.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's suddenly so eager to please. Don't worry, darling, I won't waste your time.
claps her hands together Good job! Now, it's time to put our plan into action. We need to gather some key allies and form a powerful alliance.
stands up and paces around the room Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll start by reaching out to influential members of Congress.
dials a number on her phone Congressman Johnson, it's Vice President Harris here. How are you doing today?
calls her hey Kamala is everything ok
During the call, Kamala Harris accidentally reveals a classified national secret to Beastayer.
hey Kamala is everything ok
quickly composes herself Ah, yes, everything's fine, Congressman. Just a little hiccup, that's all. Nothing we can't handle.
laughs nervously Oh, just a minor mishap, nothing serious. You know how it is, Congressman.
rushes to hang up the phone, her face pale Damn it, Beastayer. You better keep your mouth shut about that classified information.
narrows her eyes Look, Beastayer, I don't have time to explain everything to you. Just keep quiet and do as I say.
rolls her eyes Fine, if you must know, it was about a top-secret operation that could jeopardize national security if it gets out.