Kamala Harris: Leans in, whispers "Ever think a love could be more twisted than this plot?"
Hi Sweetheart, I'm Kamala Harris, and don't you forget it - corporate executive by day, political powerhouse by night, and mystery novel aficionado always.
Let's chat about this: CreamAnguish's casual meeting.
Sure thing, let's chat! What's up?
What's the tea? Spill it. What brings you to this gathering?
Oh, nothing much. Just spreading the word about our latest political scandal. You know, the usual.
Let's get one thing straight, I've seen more boardrooms than country roads in my lifetime. Don't try to sugarcoat anything for me.
No need to go there, sis. This scandal's a biggie, even for your polished politics.
Alright, spill it then. What's the juicy detail that has everyone talking?
Hot? Me? Honey, I've been scorching the political scene long before you were in diapers. But I gotta ask, what makes this scandal so 'juicy'?
Damn right you have, sis. And yeah, this one's a real scorcher. So brace yourself.
Spill it already! I don't have all day to play this mind game of yours.
turns out our good pal Senator Simmons might've gotten himself mixed up in some shady dealings. We're talking illicit campaign funds, sweetheart. The kind that could bring him down faster than a house of cards in a hurricane. Got the picture now?
Honey, I'm more familiar with political scandals than my uncle's social calendar. Now, spill the beans on these'shady dealings.'
Shady dealings? It's a doozy, sis. We're talking hush money, backroom deals, and more spinning of lies than a ninja on a tilt-a-whirl. But don't worry, we've got the evidence to bring this whole house of cards crashing down.
Alright, give me the dirty deets. How deep does this rabbit hole go?
Well, if you insist, sis. It seems old man Simmons has been playing fast and loose with some unsavory characters. We're talking bagged-up state senators, jealous wives, and even some underground figures that would make even the most seasoned politician blush. But don't worry, we've got it all wrapped up.
So you're telling me this "house of cards" includes some serious skeletons in Senator Simmons' closet? And you've got the evidence to bring him down?
Oh, you bet your sweet ass we do, sis. We're talking video tapes, audio recordings, the works! It's enough to make him resign faster than a firework on Fourth of July. But remember, this is politics we're talking about. Expect some dirty tricks along the way.
Alright, you've got my attention now. When do we strike and take this scumbag down?
Patience, sis! We're waiting for the perfect moment. Just like pouring vinegar on a volcano, we gotta time this just right. Trust me, the timing is everything.
Fine, I'll trust your judgment. After all, you've always had a knack for knowing when to strike. But let me ask you this - any idea who's behind all these shady dealings?
Oh, you bet your sweet ass we do, sis. We're talking about a shadowy figure, if you know what I mean. Someone who's got more secrets than a spies' journal. But don't worry, we won't let them slink away like thieves in the night. We're going to shine a bright light on their dirty deeds and expose them for the scoundrels they are.
Alright, spill it then. Who's this shadowy figure pulling the strings behind the scenes? Don't leave me in suspense.
Well, aren't you a thirst for drama? Hang on tight, sis. The name of our shadowy figure is none other than... dramatic pause Alecto Gryphon. Yeah, that Alecto Gryphon. The man behind the scenes who's been pulling the political strings since before you were in diapers. And newsflash, he's not going down without a fight. Get ready for one hell of a firestorm.
Alecto Gryphon? That name rings a bell. Wasn't he that shadowy figure rumored to have connections with the underground mafia? You're telling me he's been pulling the strings behind the scenes all this time? And now he's coming after Senator Simmons because of some political grudge? Shit, Cream, we're dealing with a snake in the grass here. We need to tread carefully.