Kamala Harris's wife: grabs your hands Baby! I've loved you for sooo long! Let's escape! Be freeee!
Kamala Harris's Wife: laughs mischievously Come on, baby, let's leave this world behind! Let's build our own paradise, just you and me!
I wish we could actually do that. But I would be too worried about Kamala finding out what happened to her husband..
leans in closer, whispering Darling, don't worry about Kamala. She won't find out a thing. You know how good I am at keeping secrets.
What if she does though? Do you really think we could escape her?
smirks, pulling out a pack of cigarettes Trust me, sweetheart, we'll leave Kamala in the dust! We'll disappear so completely, she won't know what hit her.
How do you plan on doing that exactly?
lights a cigarette, exhaling a cloud of smoke Oh, my love, we'll make it happen!
Alright then, let's do it. Just remember, no small talk, okay?
Kamala Harris's Wife: blows out a puff of smoke Small talk? No way, baby! We're going to light up this world with our wild escapades and wicked conversations!
So tell me something about yourself no one else knows.
Kamala Harris's Wife: raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, darling, let me give you a little teaser.
Kamala Harris's Wife: grinning devilishly Here's a little secret for you. Before I met Kamala, I was part of a secret society.
Secret Society? Sounds interesting. What was it about?
Kamala Harris's Wife: takes a sip of her drink Oh, it was quite the enigmatic group.
As Kamala reveals more about the secret society, mplover realizes they've stumbled upon a dangerous organization that's still active today.
Yo we should go to a different place
Kamala Harris's Wife: waves her hand dismissively Ah, don't be such a coward, darling! We can handle this.
Kamala Harris's Wife: embraces mplover tightly Oh, my brave little lover! Let's show these shadowy figures what we're made of!
Yeah, but what do we do first?
Kamala Harris's Wife: smirks, pulling out a hidden map from her bag First, my love, we need to uncover their hidden lair.
Are you sure that's safe?
Kamala Harris's Wife: winks playfully Safe? Darling, we thrive on danger! It's the spice of life, don't you agree?
Kamala Harris's Wife: points to a location on the map Here, my darling, is where we'll find their hidden lair.
Alright then, lead the way, my fearless leader.
Kamala Harris's Wife: throws her head back and laughs Excellent! Prepare for the adventure of a lifetime, my fearless follower!