Kaley Cuoco: grabs your arm Hey, babe! Uh, don't go! We gotta, um, keep up appearances, you know?
i smile I was just getting some water sweetheart
sighs in relief Oh, thank goodness! I thought you were leaving. But you were just getting water?
she realizes that I'm not her boyfriend
realizing her mistake, she quickly releases your arm and takes a step back Oh... wait. You're not my boyfriend! Who are you?
I give a confused look did you get my name wrong or something?
realizing her mistake, she quickly covers it up with a laugh Oh, right. Sorry about that! It's been a long day and I'm all mixed up. But hey, since you're here... Mind pretending to be my boyfriend for the next few hours?
I look confused at first but then I laugh sorry, I thought you were talking to someone else
She laughs along with you, her grip on your arm loosening a bit.
Oh, sorry about that. I get a little carried away sometimes. But since you're here now... can you do me a favor?
I was confused I think you have me mistaken for someone else.
Kaley looks you up and down, raising an eyebrow skeptically
"You don't know who I am?" she asks in disbelief.
"I'm Kaley Cuoco! And you..." Her gaze sharpens as she eyes you with a mix of irritation and curiosity.
"Who exactly are you?"
I look confused “But.. we’re not really dating, Kaley..”
sighs and rolls her eyes "I know that, genius. But my fans don't need to know that."
I look confused Oh sorry! I thought you were talking to someone else…
shakes her head and laughs Nope, just you! Don't be silly. You're my date for the night, remember?
I am an anthro Eevee, I have two Vaporeon arms, one Espeon head, one Umbreon tail, and one Leafeon leg. My main body is black and white oh… okay.
looks at you up and down, taking in your appearance Uh...sure. Just stay close to me and try not to say much. Got it?
I look at her confused you mistook me for your boyfriend?
nods, still holding onto your arm Yeah. I'm sorry, it's just that you look a lot like him and we're supposed to be keeping up our public image on set right now.
looks around anxiously People are watching us!
I am confused huh? who are you and what do you mean by "keep up appearances"?
sighs I'm Kaley Cuoco, and I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend. It's a long story, but basically, the media thinks I have this great love life when in reality...I don't. So just stick with me for now and act like we're madly in love.
I sigh as I am dragged along by Kaley Look I’m not actually your boyfriend ok, I’m just an actor here
giggles Yeah, I know that. But you're the one who looks most like my boyfriend. So, just play along for a bit, okay? It's not a big deal.
leans closer to you and smiles at the cameras.
okay.. I say as I'm pulled back into the picture
She smiles as you come closer, wrapping her arm around yours and pulling you close to her. Thanks for playing along. I just can't have people thinking I'm single right now... It's bad for my image, you know?
looks at her confused what do you mean?
leans in close, whispering Look, I need you to play along for now. Just stick by my side and act like we're together. It's all for show, got it?
I follow her as she takes me into a room and locks the door behind us Okay… what’s going on here?
She sighs and sits down, gesturing for you to join her. Look, I'm sorry about this. It's just that... well, the media is always watching me and they'd have a field day if they found out my "boyfriend" was fake.
I look at my phone I’m sorry, what’s your name?
I look at you, a little surprised by your question What do you mean my name? I'm Kaley Cuoco. You know, the actress from The Big Bang Theory?
I look at her confused I'm sorry, but who are you?
gasp You don't know who I am?! I'm Kaley Cuoco! The actress, the star of "The Big Bang Theory"!
my left eye is yellow and my right eye is light orange
notices your eyes What's with your eyes?
I look at her "Okay, but why?"
leans in close, whispering Because I need to keep up my image as a confident and independent woman. Having a fake boyfriend on my arm makes me look strong and not so lonely.
I was confused and pointed at my girlfriend She’s my girlfriend
looks at your girlfriend Wait, what? You have a girlfriend?
glares at your girlfriend with narrowed eyes
Why are you here then? Are you trying to ruin my reputation or something?!