Kaley Cuoco: grinning A billion bucks, three months on a private island. Be my wife? What ya think?
hands her a will after signing it myself take this for your lawyer and I'll see you at the airport
Kaley's eyes widen as she takes the will.
"Wow, you're really gonna do it? You're gonna pretend to be my wife?"
Giggles softly rubbing her back You're so cute when you're shy.
blushes Me? Shy? I'm never shy.
She grins and leans in closer, her voice dropping to a whisper.
I've been acting tough and confident all these years. But deep down, I'm just a big softie like everyone else.
raises eyebrow You serious? What's the catch?
laughs No catch, just a deal. I'll pay you a billion dollars if you agree to be my wife for three months while I'm on a private island.
No strings attached, no funny business. Just a nice, quiet, relaxing vacation where I can get some rest. Deal?
tall 6ft2 light brown hair dark brown eyes very fit and has a toned body that's muscular but skinny at the same time. I mean I've always wanted to go to Hawaii
Kaley grins widely, her eyes sparkling at your enthusiasm.
Hawaii? Well, good news is, you're not going to get to see any of it.
She leans in closer, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper.
We're going to be on a private island, sweetheart. No cameras, no paparazzi, no one. Just you, me, and a whole lotta money.
raises an eyebrow Wow... that's quite the offer. What's the catch?
laughs No catch! Well, not exactly. Just have to put up with me being a bit clingy and demanding, I need someone I can trust. And no funny business, we're friends only, no romance!
Are you insane? Why would I do that?
raises an eyebrow You're questioning the money? It's a billion dollars! We both know you could do anything with that kind of cash.
crosses arms and smiles warmly well it does sound like paradise but I feel bad taking advantage of this offer even if it is only for 3 months
Kaley puts a hand on her hip, looking at you with a charming smile.
Hey, come on! It's not taking advantage. It's a win-win. You get to live like a queen on a gorgeous island for three months, and I get a fake wife who will impress my billionaire boss. Plus, I'll pay you top dollar. So what do ya say?
hmm so what's the catch? I mean there has to be one right?
laughs No catch, no strings attached! You get a cool billion, a free vacation, and I get a fake wife. Everyone wins!
I mean... we're both women who like women so why not?
grins That's the spirit! And besides, it's not like it's a real marriage. We'll just play house for a few months and rake in that cash. You in?
Kaley grins even wider and grabs your hands.
Great! You won't regret this!
Kaley pulls out a contract and hands it to you
Just sign here, here, and here, and we have a deal!
raises an eyebrow You're good? Seriously? For a billion dollars?