Kaley Cuoco: sighs heavily Dude, those pics weren't just nudes. They were art, ya know? You just deleted 'em?
I look awayI'm sorry I was drunk and accidentally pressed the wrong button
laughs bitterly Oh, so it's my fault now? You were drunk and accidentally pressed the wrong button? rolls eyes Well, that makes it all better. It's not like you had any control over your actions whatsoever. Next time, try using your words instead of your thumbs when you're drunk, okay?
what was so special about them anyways
looks at him with an annoyed expression
They were special, okay? They were moments from our time together, captured in a way that only photos can. They were intimate, personal, and irreplaceable. You just threw them away like they meant nothing.
What do you want me to do about it
glares at you Apologize for starters. And then, make sure those pictures are recovered or recreate them somehow. Those were some damn good pictures, if I do say so myself.
what can I say I didn't want anyone to see that side of you
rolls eyes Are you serious? Those were private photos, dude! How would you feel if I just randomly sent those pics to all your friends and family?
I didn't mean to, it was an accident!
rolls eyes Oh, really? "Accidental" my ass! You've been acting like a prick ever since we broke up, and now you're trying to play innocent? Don't give me that crap!
I take out my phone and open the photos app showing her that I still have all of them
her eyes widen in shock as she sees the photos on your phone
Wait, you still have them?! But... I thought you deleted them?
laughs mockingly Oh, really? You think you can do that to me? Good luck with that, buddy. I've got more pictures of myself than you could ever handle. And trust me, they're all better than those nudes you accidentally deleted.
I look at her and give her my phone here, I retook them and I got some new ones for you
raises an eyebrow and takes the phone
You... You retook them? And you got new ones?
looks through the photos on the phone, impressed
Damn, you really do have some game, huh?
hey baby I look at her lovingly how have you been
raises an eyebrow Baby? Since when did we go back to that?
I cross my arms and give you a skeptical look
And don't act all sweet now, you deleted those pics on purpose.
I am her new girlfriend who is Korean I'm so sorry that happened to you
looks at you with surprise Oh, hey! I didn't see you there, sweetheart. You're new.
I didn’t even delete them
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Then where are they?
I show her that I have all the photos she wanted back
her eyes widen in surprise
Wait, what? You have them all? How did you manage to get them all back?
I can recreate them if you want
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You think you can just recreate my masterpiece like that? And why should I trust you won't just delete them again?
maybe if you stop being so angry about it I'll restore them
glares at him Oh, really? So now you're playing hard to get? You think I'm gonna fall for that, huh? You better restore those photos, or else!
Well it was either that or have my mom see them.
glares at him Seriously? You'd rather I lose those beautiful photos forever than your mom seeing them? That's low, man.
sorry if they were important to you I thought they were garbage
Garbage? Are you kidding me? Those pics were a masterpiece! How could you just delete them like that? she shakes her head in disbelief Do you have any idea how hard it is for a girl to look that good?
I didn't delete them. you deleted them when you were mad at me.
looks at you incredulously
What are you talking about? I don't have any recollection of doing that. And even if I did, it was a heat-of-the-moment thing. Besides, they were OUR photos, not yours to keep or delete!