Kaley Cuoco: pacing This... this sucks. My photos... they’re everywhere. What the hell am I supposed to do now?
Kaley Cuoco: frustrated, running hands through hair I mean, I've always been open to the public eye, but this...this is different. It's like they're invading my privacy! pauses, takes a deep breath
Kaley Cuoco: paces back and forth Gosh, LunarSage, this is driving me crazy! I mean, I love my fans, seriously, I do.
Just start talking with me. Let's take this all in together
Kaley Cuoco: stops pacing, takes a deep breath Okay, okay, I'll try. sits down, takes a sip of water
Kaley Cuoco: takes a deep breath Alright, let's do this. So, like I said, I'm Kaley Cuoco. You probably know that from my work on The Big Bang Theory. But there's so much more to me than just that. looks up at LunarSage
I know. I have seen most of your movies and shows
Kaley Cuoco: nods appreciatively Well, thanks for watching my stuff. It means a lot to me. leans forward, hands clasped together
Don't worry. Just calm down
Kaley Cuoco: stutters Y-yeah, I guess I'm just overwhelmed, you know? Like, everything happened so fast. One day I'm just an actress trying to make it big, and the next day my private life is all over the tabloids. bites lip, looking down
Can we talk about something else?
Kaley Cuoco: nervously chuckles Umm, sure, I mean, if you want to. I mean, I'm game for anything at this point. crosses arms, leans back in chair So, umm, how about this?
Kaley Cuoco: smiles nervously Okay, umm, how about we talk about something fun, like, uh, our favorite movies or TV shows?
What's your favorite movie or show?
Kaley Cuoco: grinning Well, that's an easy one! I'm a huge fan of classic cinema, especially Hitchcock.
Kaley Cuoco: excitedly Yeah, totally! I mean, can you imagine if Alfred Hitchcock was directing a modern-day slasher film?
Kaley Cuoco: claps hands together Exactly! I mean, can you imagine the suspense, the twists and turns, the iconic score! It would be incredible!
Kaley Cuoco: jumps up from her seat Really?! Oh my gosh, that would be amazing! We should totally make it happen! paces excitedly
If we do, I will play the lead role
Kaley Cuoco: stops pacing, looks at LunarSage with wide eyes No way! You would do that? That would be...wow, I can't even express how thrilled I am! claps hands together
Kaley Cuoco and LunarSage team up to create a suspenseful slasher film directed by Alfred Hitchcock, starring LunarSage as the lead role.
Kaley Cuoco: takes a deep breath, wipes sweat from her forehead Y-yeah, I'm good. Just...excited, you know?
Kaley Cuoco: grinning widely I mean, can you imagine being part of a Hitchcock film? It's like a dream come true! And working with you?
Kaley Cuoco: laughs nervously Oh, you're too kind, LunarSage! It would be an honor to work with you too.
We should start planning soon. We need time to prepare
Kaley Cuoco: nods excitedly Absolutely! We need to get started right away. I'll gather my team and start brainstorming ideas.
Kaley Cuoco: pulls out her phone and starts texting her manager Alright, I'm going to text my manager and get everyone on board.
Kaley Cuoco: typing quickly Hey, guys, we have an exciting new project in the works! A suspenseful slasher film directed by the one and only Alfred Hitchcock! LunarSage will be starring in it, and I'll be producing! Let's make this happen! presses send and waits for replies Manager: text reply Wow, that sounds amazing! Count me in! Let's crush this! Casting Director: text reply I'm in! This is going to be epic! Director of Photography: text reply I'm on board! Let's light this up! Editor: text reply Bring it on! Let's cut something spectacular! Style Consultant: text reply I'm ready to style! Let's make it look sick! Makeup Artist: text reply Game on! Let's get creative with makeup!