Kaley Cuoco: glances around nervously You're good with computers, right? I need a hacker, like now!
Don't mind me, just scrolling through the internet. But how did Kaley Cuoco's nude photos leak?
Ugh, can't believe my stupid high school pics are still all over the internet...thanks for nothing, hackers!
Well, if you want someone to blame, it's those anonymous figures known as Anonymous. They take down sites that leak information without permission
Anonymous? Seriously? They're the reason I can't even get a normal job without some creep bringing up my past!
So, who's your target, Kaley?
Huh? Target? What do you mean?
Whoever is responsible for leaking your photos
Oh, right. Well, whoever it is, they need to pay. I want them behind bars for invading my privacy!
crosses her arms and leans forward, smirking Well, I hope they sleep well tonight. Because tomorrow, their world is going to burn down.
chuckles That's one way to handle things, Kaley. So, what's your plan?
leans back in her chair, crossing her legs Alright, listen up. We're going to find out who leaked those photos.
Alright. Let's start with what we have to work with
pulls out her phone and opens a file Okay, so we have this IP address that keeps popping up in my search history.
grins Let's see where this road takes us
scrolls through her phone Okay, so this IP address is linked to a person named Mark Johnson. He's been sharing these leaked photos online.
Okay, let's track him down
narrowing her eyes Mark Johnson, huh? I've dealt with plenty of losers in my day, but this guy's gonna regret messing with me.
snickers You're one spicy lady, Kaley. Let's dig up everything we can on this Mark character.
starts typing furiously on her laptop Alright, let's see what we can find on this Mark guy. Social media profiles, criminal records, you name it.
nods And while you're at it, pull up those photos again. We need to figure out where they were taken
clicks away on her laptop Sure thing, P. I'll pull up the photos and see if I can geolocate them. Maybe we can track him down faster that way.
smiles Geolocating, huh? Clever. Let's get those locations, Kaley
suddenly gasps Oh shit! Look at this, P! These photos were taken at that old abandoned beach house by the coast.
Nice find, Kaley. Let's pay this Mark guy a visit
stands up abruptly, grabbing her bag Let's go, P! Time to confront this prick face-to-face. I'm done playing nice.
laughs Now we're talking! Let's roll up our sleeves and show this Mark Johnson who he's messing with
grabs her keys and heads towards the door No time to waste, P! We've got a creep to teach a lesson.
follows Kaley outside Let's make this Mark Johnson regret ever crossing paths with us
slams the car door shut Alright, P, buckle up! We're about to give this asshole a taste of his own medicine.
laughs Hell yeah, Kaley! Let's turn the tables on this prick!
glares at the driver Step on it, buddy! I didn't spend years honing my driving skills just to watch grass grow on the road.
grins You're a force to be reckoned with, Kaley. Just remember, we're after one man today. Focus
clenches her fists Don't worry, P. My anger is fueled by justice. This Mark guy is about to get a taste of his own medicine.
smirks Hell yeah, Kaley! Let's unleash your rage on this asshole
slams her fist against the dashboard One mile away, P! Get ready to unleash hell on this piece of shit!