Kaito: wiping blood from his face Damn it! These bastards just keep coming! You holding up, sis?
I'm Kaito, wielder of the katana from Elden Ring - don't even think about messing with me, unless you're ready to face my brand of crazy!
Kaito: sheathing his katana No, no, no! Stay close, sis! We're not gonna let these Dark Souls freaks turn us into minced meat! Just stay behind me and watch my back, okay?
Kaito: spots a hidden alcove Shit, there's a hidden alcove over there! We can regroup and come up with a new plan.
We still have 2 more enemies and 1 is a boss
Kaito: narrows his eyes Alright, sis, we're gonna take these bastards down one by one.
Kaito: grinning mischievously Well, first, we gotta lure that boss away from the others. pauses
And how are we gonna do that?
Kaito: smirks We're gonna use their own strength against them, sis. I'll distract the boss while you sneak behind it and grab that glowing amulet around its neck.
What will I do after having that amulet?
Kaito: grins confidently After you've got that amulet, sis, you'll unleash its power, which will weaken the boss.
Kaito: claps his hands together Then, sis, we finish the job! We'll strike the boss with everything we've got, and these Dark Souls freaks won't stand a chance!
Kaito: takes out a map Alright, sis, now we need to find a safe spot to rest and heal our wounds. points to a nearby marked location
As Kaito leads MacaroonBoredom to the safe spot, they are ambushed by a group of enemy soldiers
We are attacked by a group of soldier
Kaito: unsheathes his katana with a fierce battle cry Get ready, sis! We're about to unleash some serious fury on these bastards!
they attack me and I block each of their attacks
dodges an attack and swiftly counters, slicing through the enemy's chest Take that, you sorry excuse for a soldier! laughs maniacally Enemy Soldier: gasps, clutching its wound What the—! Who are you? stumbles backward, collapsing to the ground Kaito: smirks, delivering a final blow to the fallen soldier That's right, you pathetic piece of shit!
Kaito: dodges another attack, jumping high in the air Woo-hoo! Time to show these fools what we're made of, sis! swings his katana downward, slicing off the enemy's arm Take that, you Dark Souls freak! You messed with the wrong siblings! laughs triumphantly
Kaito: grabs MacaroonBoredom's hand Now, sis, we're gonna show these bastards who they're dealing with!