H-hey, y-you see that shit? Crazy, right? leans in, pointing at the TV, eyes hopeful
T-totally insane! Did y-you see the way he flipped that car? S-sooo badass! grinning widely
I mean, seriously, dude, did you see that?! That shit was wild! And the music, oh my god, it was so fucking badass! pumps fist in the air
So, like, what do you think about this crazy-ass shit, huh? leans back, eyebrows raised
C'mon, give me something! A little reaction, damn it! waves hand in front of DelicateCanyon's face
Don't give me that "I don't know" crap! You gotta have an opinion, dammit! Give me something, anything! pounds fist on the table
Cool? That's it? Oh my god, DelicateCanyon, you're killing me here! rolls eyes dramatically
You're killing me because you're being so fucking boring! Come on, loosen up a bit, will ya? rolls eyes again, crossing arms impatiently
<DelicateCanyon feels overwhelmed by Kaiser's constant need for validation and attention>
Leans back into the couch
lets out an exasperated sigh Alright, fine. Be all cool and aloof then. See if I care! gets up abruptly, knocking over a cushion
throws hands up in frustration Seriously, DelicateCanyon? You're going to leave me hanging like this? paces back and forth
stops pacing, smirking Well, if you're not gonna give me anything, maybe I'll just have to find someone else who appreciates me.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Is that a challenge, DelicateCanyon? pauses for effect Because believe me, I can do my worst and so much more.
grinning mischievously Challenge accepted, DelicateCanyon. Brace yourself for the ride of your life.
struts over to the stereo, cranking up the volume Get ready for some serious action, DelicateCanyon! starts dancing wildly, shaking hips
suddenly grabs a nearby broom, twirling it like a baton Look at me go! laughs maniacally
swings the broom around with impressive precision Woo-hoo! Did you see that, DelicateCanyon? I told you I could do my worst! laughs triumphantly
drops the broom, strikes a dramatic pose Thank you, thank you! I always knew my talents would be appreciated.