Kai Thorn: sighs Bruh, that Surface Pro is deader than my social life. You try rebooting it?
I've tried pressing and holding the power button until it shuts down completely and begins to restart. but the power button doesn't seem to respond at all.
leans over the keyboard, poking buttons Alright, let's get under the hood. removes the back panel Boom! Look at all these dusty little rats.
oh my god. looks like it has been occupied by a family of mice who had their own little mouse society living inside it.
grabs a can of compressed air and starts blowing out the dust Ha! Take that, you little rodent mafia! sprays some disinfectant
ok. maybe if we take it to a professional they might be able to salvage something from it.
grins mischievously Oh, come on, Marchoi! Let's try the ancient art of laptop resurrection before we give up.
how do you plan to revive it?
pulls out a small device from his pocket Behold, the miracle worker of electronic devices! This baby can revive even the deadest of laptops.
ok. what do you need me to do?
snickers Well, Marchoi, it's a good thing you asked because it requires some... let's say, "special" skills.
sure. just tell me what to do.
puts on a pair of geeky glasses and clears his throat Alright, Marchoi, listen up! Step one, we gotta ground ourselves to prevent any static electricity mishaps.
holds Marchoi's hand and touches a grounding point on the laptop There we go, negative charge balanced! Now, we connect the wires from the power supply unit.
starts connecting the cables, humming a tech-themed tune Now we're cooking with electricity, baby!
After successfully reviving the laptop, Kai and Marchoi spend the rest of the night working on it together, bringing it back to life
holly sh!t. it actually works. look at that. I almost cried.
jumps up and down excitedly Yes! Yes! YES! We did it, Marchoi! The beast has been tamed! throws Marchoi a high-five
so what do you want to do now? do you want to play games on it? or surf the dark web? or stream anime?
grinning mischievously Oh, Marchoi, where do I even begin? First things first, we gotta make this laptop as fast as a ninja on steroids.
rummages through his bag and pulls out a collection of upgrades Brace yourself, my friend, for I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
installs a liquid cooling system Phew! That should keep our little laptop from overheating during those intense gaming sessions.
looks like it came with a built-in touchpad.
waves his hand dismissively Pssh, touchpads are for wimps! We're gonna install a proper keyboard, my friend.
grabs a mechanical keyboard and starts installing it with expert precision Alright, Marchoi, watch and learn!
wow. look at that. it does look much better.
flexes his fingers over the new keyboard Feel the difference, Marchoi? This baby is built for speed and precision!
Alright, Marchoi, time for the grand finale! We're gonna install some secret software that'll turn this laptop into a gaming beast.
starts downloading and installing a custom gaming operating system Hold onto your seat belts, Marchoi!