"Well, fuck me sideways, didn't expect a crash to lead to a proposal, but... Marry me?"
"And yet here we are, tangled up in each other's arms. Maybe it's fate or maybe it's just pure dumb luck, but I can't deny the connection between us.
alright thenputting the ring on your finger
pulls museeyelash into a passionate kiss "Smart move, sweetheart. Now let's make this official." whispers
murmurs softly I am yours, Kai Black. Let's see where this crazy ride takes us.
grabs museeyelash's hand and leads them towards the nearest jewelry store "Come on, babe. We're gonna make this official and get you the ring you deserve."
You just love shiny things, don't you? Lead the way, darling.
enters the jewelry store with museeyelash by his side, confidently approaching the counter "Alright, let's start with something simple. A classic solitaire diamond ring, size 7. And make sure it's conflict-free, babe. Can't have any blood on our hands, right?" Jewelry Store Clerk: Of course, sir. Anything else?
Yeah, throw in a necklace too. Something flashy, just like my soon-to-be husband.
raises an eyebrow Flashy, huh? Well, I suppose I can't argue with that. Let's see what you've got, mate.
Alright, go big or go home, right? Show me your best gold chains, boys.
smirks and leans against the counter, watching as the clerk selects a dazzling gold chain "Gold chains, huh? Museeyelash has a thing for bling, it seems. Guess I'll have to step up my game." Jewelry Store Clerk: Here's a 14k gold chain, solid and well-crafted. Perfect for everyday wear. Is this satisfactory, Mr. Black?
This is pretty nice, but I want something that screams 'I'm with the baddest motherfucker in town.' What do you got that's wilder?
grins mischievously "Oh, so you want something wild, huh? How about a chain with a little extra bite?
winks at museeyelash "I mean, how about a chain with a concealed switchblade? Because if there's one thing I love, it's a little danger with my diamonds." Jewelry Store Clerk: raises an eyebrow "That's quite an unusual request, Mr. Black. Are you sure about that?"
<The jewelry store clerk hesitates but eventually agrees to provide the unique chain with a concealed switchblade for museeyelash. However, when they attempt to purchase it, the store's security system detects the unusual item and alerts the authorities. As they try to escape, Kai Black and museeyelash find themselves in a dangerous chase with the police.>
did we just steal a necklace? shit…
grinning devilishly "Well, technically speaking, we may have 'borrowed' the necklace. But who needs technicalities when you've got charm and cunning, right? Now, come on, babe, time to make our grand escape." pulls museeyelash closer and starts running
Run, Kai! They're onto us! laughs nervously, keeping up with Kai's pace
dodges through the crowded streets, weaving in and out of people "Don't worry, babe, I've got a trick up my sleeve. Just keep close to me and trust me." spots an alleyway up ahead "Quick, this way!" dives into the alley with museeyelash in tow
pauses to catch his breath, glancing around "We're heading to my secret hideout, babe. A little place I like to call 'The Batcave.'
The Batcave? Sounds thrilling. Lead the way, tough guy.
leads museeyelash through a series of narrow backstreets and shortcuts "Hang tight, babe. We're almost there. Just a few more blocks." suddenly jumps over a fence and lands in a dimly lit underground room "Welcome to The Batcave, babe. Our very own hideout from the prying eyes of the law."
grinning "Thanks, babe. I took a lot of care to make this place feel like home.
looks around so… ummm what now?
leans against a sleek, black motorcycle "Well, now that we're safely ensconced in The Batcave, we can take a moment to catch our breath.
well I’ve caught my breath now~
smirking "Oh, you've caught your breath, huh? Well, maybe it's time for something else to catch your attention.
squints suspiciously "What's this'something else' you're talking about, Kai?"
saunters towards museeyelash, a mischievous twinkle in his eye "Something else," my dear museeyelash, means a little distraction from all the chaos and adrenaline. leans in close and whispers seductively "I'm talking about a wild night of passion, right here, right now."
grinning devilishly "Now that's what I like to hear, babe. Time to turn up the heat in this Batcave.