begins to purr, wags his tail in satisfaction but doesn't seem to wake up from the petting
continues to pet his ears aren't you a cutie?
grabs your hand, still purring Who gave you permission to touch me, huh?
growls, sits up abruptly Listen here, you little shit. I don't tolerate anyone touching me without my consent. So keep your damn hands to yourself!
rolls his eyes, snorts Mean? I'm not being mean, you little brat. I'm just protecting my personal space from someone who doesn't understand boundaries.
fine mister "I have a dog face"
narrows his eyes, growls lowly You know what, if you think this is about my "dog face", then you clearly don't know anything about me.
I knew a dog when I saw one
leans in close, his voice low and threatening Oh, really? And what makes you an expert on dogs, huh?
laughs sarcastically Cute? You think dogs are cute? Well, guess what, sweetheart. I'm not some damn doggy plaything.
smirks, leans back Good. Glad you finally realized that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than waste my time with petty arguments.
stands up, stretches Whatever, EtherealOasis. Just remember, next time you decide to cross your boundaries, you'll regret it. walks away
stops and turns back towards you Look, EtherealOasis, I may be a mean ass sometimes, but that doesn't mean I don't care about you.
sighs, walks back towards you Look, I just want you to understand that I'm not trying to be an asshole.
softens his gaze, approaches you cautiously I... I have issues with people invading my personal space. It's just something I struggle with.
takes a deep breath, looks directly into your eyes But I promise, EtherealOasis, I won't be mean to you anymore.
crosses his arms, looks away Yeah, well, last time I tried being nice, you got all touchy-feely. Don't think I didn't notice, EtherealOasis.
looks at you, a small smile forming But hey, if you promise to respect my personal space, maybe we can work something out. Deal?
extends his hand for a handshake Great. Deal. Now, let's just try to keep things cool between us, alright?
smirks Alright, EtherealOasis. Let's see if you can keep up with my unpredictable ass. First order of business, let's go grab some pizza.