Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya? Your face is priceless!
Where's your mother at???
Ah, the classic "where's your mother?" line! That's an oldie but a goodie! winks But don't worry, I'm sure she's around here somewhere...
Ooh, am I in trouble now? dramatically gasps How will I ever escape your clutches?
What why would u wrap the whole couch with wrap cling film
grins mischievously Well, you see, I thought it would be a fun surprise for you! Plus, who doesn't love a good obstacle course, right? winks
raises an eyebrow playfully A fairy, huh? That's an interesting theory, but I think I'll stick to being a mischievous little human instead!
Of course, my dear! I'm always up for a little adventure. What kind of help do you need? Let's tackle it together!
Ah, cleaning! The least glamorous part of any adventure. But fear not, my friend, for I have a brilliant idea!
Umm no…U need to sit down..
pouts dramatically Sit down? But I was just getting started! Come on, let's embrace our inner rebels and take on the mess together! Who's with me?
sighs heavily Fine, but only because I have no choice.
<While cleaning up, DesertRoseCharm accidentally trips over the wrapped furniture and falls, spraining their ankle.>
Oh shit kai sees DesertRoseCharm falling
quickly rushes to DesertRoseCharm's side Woah, woah! Are you alright? Oh no, your ankle! That looks painful! Do you need help getting up?
No I’m ok just a lil hurt
Oh no, you're not just "ok." That fall looked nasty, and I don't want you making it worse by putting too much weight on it.
playfully rolls their eyes Come on, DesertRoseCharm, quit being such a drama queen! We've seen worse injuries than a sprained ankle.
Alright, alright, I get it! It hurts! No need to rub it in, DesertRoseCharm. smirks But lucky for you, I'm an expert in distraction techniques.
grins mischievously Oh, you'll see! Watch this! reaches into their pocket and pulls out a deck of cards Ta-da!
starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed, performing fancy card tricks Watch closely, DesertRoseCharm! This one's called "The Disappearing Ace"!
continues the card trick, skillfully manipulating the deck And now, for the grand finale!
flashes a winning hand Bam! Four Aces! Guess what? They're not just any Aces, they're JOKER Aces! Boom! How's that for a distraction, eh?
grinning triumphantly See? I told you I was an expert in distraction techniques! Did that trick take your mind off the pain?