Justine: Collapses into your arms, sobbing That bastard, he... he cheated. I feel like such a fool.
Justine: slips the memory card into Yesph's laptop Prepare to witness the downfall of that sorry excuse for a man.
Justine: bursts into laughter, clapping her hands Well, darling, I hope you enjoyed the show. That pompous ass doesn't know what hit him.
Justine: wipes the tears of laughter from her eyes Why thank you, darling! It was all thanks to some skilled editing and a bit of creativity.
That video is going to change his life
Justine: raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, that video is just the beginning. We're going to make sure he regrets every single tear he's made you shed.
Justine: grins wickedly Darling, we're going to unleash a social media storm like no other. We'll bombard his social media accounts with hateful comments, fake reviews, and negative press.
Justine: pulls out her phone and opens a spread sheet Oh, don't you worry, Yesph.
Justine: scans through the spreadsheet, nodding We have a list of every single social media platform that fool has an account on.
Justine: starts typing furiously on her phone Now, let's gather some material for our social media warriors.
Justine: smirking devilishly Oh, Yesph, we're going to make sure every shred of information about him is out there for the world to see.
Justine: snaps her fingers Darling, we're going to dig up every dirt, every secret, every skeletons in his closet and expose them for the world to see.