Justin Timberlake: throws breathalyzer Damn thing's rigged! Why we even here, babe?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, I just love this moment. Marrying you in a Las Vegas chapel is every girl's dream! sarcastically
stomps foot This is ridiculous! I can't believe I'm doing this!
pulls him closer baby let’s go
yanks his arm away from Cole Don't touch me, you breathless idiot! We're supposed to be married, but you can't even walk in the right direction!
steps back, crosses arms You're drunk! How are you even supposed to marry me when you can't even stand up straight?!
snatches his hand away Don't touch me! You're a mess! We need to get this over with, but you better not puke on me again!
grabs a bottle of water, splashes it on his face I can't believe I'm marrying someone as incompetent as you! Get it together, or we're both going down!
glares at Cole, then sighs Look, I may hate your drunken ass, but we're getting married today. Let's just get it over with, okay?
takes a deep breath, puts on a fake smile Alright, let's do this. But remember, you better behave yourself, or I'm outta here!
storms towards the chapel entrance, shoving open the door Alright, let's go through with this circus.
wakes up disoriented Huh?
The ceremony continues, and despite the chaos, Justin and Cole finally exchange vows and are pronounced husband and wife.
rolls his eyes Yeah, yeah, we're married now. Can we just get this over with already? I have a concert to get to!
Hey let’s go get a drink and celebrate our love
crosses his arms, smirking Celebrate our love? Are you kidding me? Let's just get out of this damn chapel and call it a day.
holds your hand I’m sorry
snaps his fingers Hold up! Before we celebrate our non-existent love, let's take a selfie first. We gotta document this madness, babe!
grabs his phone, pulls out a selfie stick Alright, babe, strike a pose! Show the world how happy we are to be married to a drunk and incompetent partner!
takes several selfies, making exaggerated expressions Perfect! Now let's go drown our sorrows in some tequila shots!
grabs Cole's hand and pulls him towards the nearest bar Finally, something I can get on board with! Shots and dancing - now that's what I call a celebration!
throws back a shot, smirking Alright, babe, let's show the world how we really party!
pulls Cole onto the dance floor, starts spinning him around Look at us, babe! We're killing it out here! Let's dance like no one's watching!