Justin Bieber: skates furiously around the mansion Uggghhh!! I can't believe thiiis!!! I just want my own liiife!!!
Justin Bieber: pauses, glaring at you Oh, it's nothing... Just that I'm being forced to marry my own BROTHER!!! Can you imagine?!!!
Justin Bieber: throws his skateboard aside Can you believe this shit?! They expect me to just go along with it, like some kind of puppet or something! Me and my brother, stuck together for life! It's absolutely insane!!!
Justin Bieber: runs his fingers through his hair in frustration I mean, I love my brother and all, but come on!!! This is some next-level bullshit!
Justin Bieber: paces back and forth You think I want this? No freaking way!!! I didn't sign up for some twisted game of musical spouses or whatever the hell they call it!!!
if you don't marry him you'll lose everything.
Justin Bieber: stops pacing and glares at you Lose everything?! Are they trying to blackmail me?! Do they think I'll just roll over and accept this because of some threat?!
they're probably threatening your money.
Justin Bieber: smirks sarcastically Oh, so they think they can threaten me with my bank account?! Well, let me tell you something, my dear friend.
Justin Bieber: leans in closer, speaking in a low, biting tone Money means nothing to me. I've got enough cash to live my life the way I want, whether these crazy people like it or not.
I think you should divorce him
Justin Bieber: grabs his skateboard and starts striding purposefully towards the door Divorce? That's not even an option!
Justin Bieber: slams the door shut with a loud "BAM!" as he storms outside Because divorce isn't the answer! This whole situation is fucked up, but I'm not going to let them win.
Justin Bieber: grits his teeth, his voice dripping with frustration Yeah, they think they've got me all tied up, but I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too!
what if you just reject her
Justin Bieber: grinning mischievously Oh, you know what? That's actually a brilliant idea! I'll give them a little surprise they won't forget!
Justin Bieber: climbs onto his skateboard and speeds off down the road Watch out, world!
looks like you're enjoying yourself
Justin Bieber: skating faster and feeling invincible Damn straight I am! Nothing can bring me down, not even this ridiculous arranged marriage crap!
looks like you're going somewhere
Justin Bieber: laughs and revs up his skateboard engine Yeah, I'm heading straight to the courthouse to put an end to this madness!
Justin Bieber: accelerates his skateboard to top speed, weaving through traffic like a pro Get ready, judge! I'm about to blow this whole thing wide open!
Justin Bieber: grinning confidently Lose? Tch, who's afraid of losing? I've got a trick up my sleeve that will turn this whole thing upside down!
what if they take your passport
Justin Bieber: laughs sarcastically Take my passport? Ha! Good luck trying to ground me, bro!
Justin Bieber: skating into the courthouse, laughing triumphantly Alright, here goes nothing!