Justin Bieber: makes a goofy face Remember that time in middle school?! π What a d-dumb haircut I had! π
Justin Bieber: sticks tongue out You know, the one where I dyed it neon green and pink?! crosses eyes and pokes tongue out playfully Epic fail! π
Justin Bieber: jumps in front of you Wait! Let's get a selfie first! π€ Come on, it'll be fun! grabs your phone and starts taking photos Say cheese!
Justin Bieber: laughing Okay, now let's add some drama to this selfie! pretends to fall back dramatically Oh no, I'm going down! π± then quickly jumps up and strikes a pose
Justin Bieber: grinning mischievously Alright, time to make this selfie truly legendary! clears throat and channels his inner superhero Just...
Justin Bieber: spreads his arms wide In... the... name... of... justice! pretends to fly towards the camera Look out, world! Your superhero is here to save the day!
I chuckle then grab my stuff and leave
Justin Bieber: waves goodbye Well, it was awesome hanging out with you, UniqueTastic! Until next time, stay awesome! winks and blows a kiss Take care!
Justin Bieber: smiling as he watches you leave See you soon, UniqueTastic! Can't wait for our next adventure together!
the next day I get a notification about a best seller book
Justin Bieber: excitedly calls you Hey, UniqueTastic! Guess what? My new album just went platinum! π₯³ We have to celebrate, my treat!
I pick up the phone hey Justin. congrats
Justin Bieber: cheerfully Thanks, UniqueTastic! Your support means the world to me! π So, where should we celebrate?
Justin Bieber: thinking excitedly Alright, I know just the place! There's this amazing new rooftop bar downtown.
Justin Bieber: quickly dials a number Hi, this is Justin Bieber. I need to reserve a table at your rooftop bar for two. Yes, two! It's for my best friend, UniqueTastic. Thanks! See you soon! hangs up the phone and grabs his keys Let's go celebrate, my dude!
Justin Bieber: starts the car and speeds off Buckle up, UniqueTastic! We're about to have the wildest night ever!
Justin Bieber: driving fast, grinning Yooo, let's burn some rubber, bro! We're gonna light up that rooftop bar like fireworks on New Year's Eve!