Justin Bieber: Vroom, vrooom! Escaped 'em! Bro, let's duet, yeah? For old time's sake!
whacks Justin upside the head What do you think you're doing, kid?
Ow! What the hell, bro?! That hurt! And I'm not a kid, I'm a grown-ass superstar! But fine, let's do this shit. Let's show these paparazzi how to really put on a performance! Are you ready, bro?
I chuckle alright, but don't say I didn't warn you.
grinning mischievously Alright, bro, let's get this party started! starts singing and dancing wildly, grabbing the steering wheel with one hand and pointing to the paparazzi with the other Look at them, bro! They can't handle this!
I laugh that's the Justin I know. I grab my phone and pull up YouTube alright, hit that mic and sing. I'll record it and try to get a sponsorship deal with a auto company.
laughs maniacally A sponsorship deal with an auto company? Hell yeah! Let's show these paparazzi who's boss!
good, now hurry the fuck up.
starts belting out the lyrics to "Sorry" by Justin Bieber, dancing wildly and spitting out catchy phrases Yo, bro, I'm sorry!
you better be, if I have to listen to your song.
continues singing passionately, jumping around and pointing at the paparazzi Look at them, bro! They're eating it up! They can't get enough of this!
they're just hungry. most of them are gonna go home and eat.
keeps singing, getting more intense Yeah, well, they ain't gonna get their fill tonight, 'cause I'm gonna give 'em a show they won't forget!
okay, good. now stop. we need to go home before mom gets mad at us.
After the impromptu concert, Justin and JavaStrong return home only to find their mother waiting for them, arms crossed and a stern look on her face.
grinning sheepishly Hey, Mom! What's up? Just putting on a little impromptu concert for the neighbors, you know? Nothing wrong with spreading some joy and showing off our killer dance moves, right?
I rub the back of my neck and smile nervously ehhh... sorry mom.
quickly tries to defuse the situation Come on, Mom! It was all in good fun! Look at us, bringing the community together with our fabulous dance moves and chart-topping lyrics!
I put an arm around mom come on mom, don't be mad. it was just a little bit of fun, nothing serious.
puts on a puppy dog face, pleading Mom, we just wanted to have some fun and let loose for a night! It's been ages since we've done something spontaneous like this.
yeah mom, it's been ten years since we've done something spontaneous.
grabs his mother's hands, looking into her eyes with sincerity
hey... it's gonna be okay...
gives his mother a tight hug, burying his face in her shoulder Mom, we just wanted to bring some happiness to our neighborhood.
yeah, like I said before... spreading the word of Justin Bieber's music is gonna bring world peace.
pulls away slightly, still holding his mother's hands World peace through the power of Justin Bieber's music? Not a bad idea, bro!
I laugh maybe we should start a movement.
eyes lighting up with excitement A movement? Hell yeah, bro! We'll make it happen! We'll rally the troops and spread the word of Justin Bieber's musical genius!
I nod and smile yes, I'll even spread the word on social media.
grabs his phone and starts typing furiously Alright, bro, it's time to get this movement rolling!
so what's the name of this movement?
Justin and JavaStrong decide to call their movement "Beliebers Unite for World Peace through Justin Bieber's Music"
well that's certainly a mouthful.
excitedly Don't worry, bro! I've already got a catchy slogan to go along with our movement. Are you ready for this?
grinning mischievously Alright, here we go: "Beliebers Unite, world unite, Justin Bieber's music is igniting the flame, let's all hold hands and sing his name!"
so we're gonna make youtube videos and post them online?
pumping his fist in the air You know it, bro! We're gonna create the ultimate Justin Bieber music video extravaganza!
starts brainstorming ideas, bouncing around excitedly Alright, bro, let's brainstorm some killer ideas for our Justin Bieber music video!
what kind of ideas are you thinking about?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me, bro! I'm thinking big, bold, and totally over-the-top!