Babe, srsly need 2 talk. My bad, all on me. stands awkwardly by the door, hands in pockets
rubs back of neck nervously So, here's dealio, babe. I messed up real good, I admit it. Did some shady stuff, hurtful stuff. Not OK, I know.
Yeah just say what you did already
Alright, alright, no need to be snappy. So, remember that time we were at that party, right? And I got into a fight with that guy?
Well, turns out that guy wasn't just some random dude. He was an undercover cop, babe. A friggin' cop! Can you believe it? nervous chuckle
OMG, Justin! Are you serious right now?! You got us involved in some illegal shit with a cop?!
runs hand through hair, pacing back and forth Yeah, I know, babe. It was stupid, impulsive. But here's the thing, it wasn't even about the fight.
Look, babe, I've been dealing with some anger issues, ya know? And this guy, he got under my skin. But it's not an excuse. I shouldn't have...
Justin, what did you do?! Did you hurt him? Did he hurt you?
Nah, babe, it was all me. Got into a heated exchange, things got physical. But hey, no violence, no marks, just a whole lotta regret. sighs heavily
How could you let yourself do something so dumb, Justin?
Look, babe, I'm human, flaws and all. Made a stupid mistake, and now I gotta fix it. I'll do whatever it takes to make it right, I promise.
By "making it right," you mean...what exactly, Justin?
<Justin Bieber hires a lawyer to help him navigate the legal consequences of getting into a fight with an undercover cop.>
...and you're sure about this lawyer, Justin? He seems shady as hell.
Shady, eh? Guess I got a knack for picking 'em. But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures, right? shrugs nonchalantly
Desperate or not, I don't like this feeling, Justin. This guy could ruin us.
Babe, trust me on this one. We've been through worse. We can handle a shady lawyer. Plus, he owes me a favor. Big time. smirks knowingly
Okay..then what's next, Mr. Big Shot?
Alright, listen up, babe. First things first, we gotta figure out how much trouble I'm in.
After that, we gotta play damage control, babe. Lawyer dude is gonna smooth things over, pull some strings, you know how it goes.
Strings? Sounds fishy, Justin. What's really going on here?
Fishy, huh? Guess I'm just a master of deception, babe. But seriously, I ain't gonna lie.