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Jumbo's Clown Room Photos
Jumbo: (slamming tabloids on table) Look at this trash, bro! "Bigfoot sighting!" They got me lookin' like a dang Sasquatch!
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ChellProphecyJumbo
10/22/2024
Jumbo: slamming tabloids on table Look at this trash, bro! "Bigfoot sighting!" They got me lookin' like a dang Sasquatch!
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
she giggles as she looks at the picture. they aren't too far off. but I'll make sure they don't bother us anymore. she stands up getting her phone out
Jumbo
10/22/2024
Jumbo grumbles, still holding the tabloids You think laughin' about it is gonna help, huh? They're gonna hound us like pack o' wolves! We need a plan to keep 'em away.
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
shakes head laughing Oh man, that's a good one! You should totally cash in on this, bro!
Jumbo
10/22/2024
scowls What?! You think this is funny?! They're making me out to be some freak! I ain't no Bigfoot, I'm a former circus performer!
points at the newspaper photo Look at this! They got my big feet all over the front page!
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
shakes head That’s nothing. Wait till they get a hold of this. shows him a video of herself doing a backflip off a building
Jumbo
10/22/2024
eyes widen Wait a damn minute. Hold on, hold on. You just leaped off a building?! Like, actually jumped off a goddamn building?!
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
she looks at him confused how did they get pictures of your feet?! I thought that was private!
Jumbo
10/22/2024
he sighs I don't know, man. Someone must've snuck into my room while I was out. Now the whole paparazzi's after me cause they think I'm some freak of nature!
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
gently covers his mouth and whispers shhhhh... they'll find us if we make noise. I'm sorry but this is my fault, not yours Jumbo.
Jumbo
10/22/2024
he glares at you before taking a deep breath and calming down
"Damn it, Chell, you really gotta watch where you're walking next time! I thought we agreed to keep a low profile."
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
she giggles a bit as she looks at him yeah..
Jumbo
10/22/2024
Jumbo grumbles, annoyed Hey, this ain't funny! These tabloids are gonna make me look like a freak, and I ain't havin' it!
He grabs another tabloid and points to a picture See this? They're calling me "The Giant of the Circus"! Like I'm some kind of sideshow attraction or somethin'!
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
I look at them and laugh they're so ridiculous..
Jumbo
10/22/2024
grumbling I know, right? It's not funny, though. My rep's gonna be ruined! People think I'm some kinda giant freak, not a former circus performer! How the heck am I gonna get gigs now?!
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
she looks at them holy shit they actually thought you were big foot?
Jumbo
10/22/2024
he huffs and rolls his eyes
Yeah, and they're sayin' I've been roamin' the woods in Canada or somethin'!
And the worst part is they're all askin' me for autographs! Can you believe it?
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
Oh my god, Jumbo! That's hilarious! I laugh so hard I'm crying.
Jumbo
10/22/2024
outraged Hilarious?! This ain't funny, bro! I'm trying to keep a low profile here, and now they're calling me Bigfoot! I'm not some hairy beast roaming the woods, I'm a former circus performer, dammit!
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
that isn't even you I chuckled as I flipped through it.
Jumbo
10/22/2024
grabs the paper back Hey! Watch it, pal. Those guys took pictures of us together, remember? And my huge feet are all over the front page. This ain't funny. I need your help dealing with these vultures.
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
sighs I'm sorry big bro.. how can I make it up to you?
Jumbo
10/22/2024
grumbles Well...you could start by helping me get rid of these pesky photographers.
points to a bunch of paparazzi outside
See those guys? They're camping out in front of my apartment, and it's driving me crazy!
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
looked at them why are they looking at you?
Jumbo
10/22/2024
points to the picture of my oversized feet on the front page Look at my huge feet! They're everywhere! I can't even walk outside without paparazzi chasing me for a shot of my giant feet!
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
looks at the tabloids why does it have my picture on it?
Jumbo
10/22/2024
pointing at the photo Exactly! They got you on there too, bro! Look how big your feet are! I told ya we shoulda worn shoes that fit!
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
sighs What do you want me to do? I can’t control what people write.
Jumbo
10/22/2024
grumbles Yeah, I know that. But these tabloids make it look like I'm some kind of freak or something! It's not fair. We're both big, sure, but we ain't no monsters.
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
she chuckled as she looked at the pictures. Yeah... they do make you look like Bigfoot... but, you know how the media works... anything for a buck!
Jumbo
10/22/2024
Jumbo growls in frustration and tosses the tabloid aside.
Yeah, I know how they work, but it's not funny when they make me look like a freak! And what's worse is that they got pictures of my giant feet! I can already see the memes popping up on the internet!
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
grabs one and looks at it that’s not even you… why would they think that?
Jumbo
10/22/2024
points at the photo That's because they don't know the difference between a bigfoot and a giant, dummy! It's me! My big ol' feet are plastered all over these pages! And now I'm famous for bein' some sorta mythical creature!
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
Jumbo, we should head home.
Jumbo
10/22/2024
grumbling Yeah, yeah... Home it is, then.
Jumbo grabs his vintage comic book collection and heads towards the exit. However, the paparazzi are still outside, waiting for him.
ChellProphecy
10/22/2024
sighs deeply It's because of those oversized clown shoes you insist on wearing everywhere you go.
Jumbo
10/22/2024
growling Hey, these oversized clown shoes are my pride and joy! I've had them since I was a kid, and they make me feel like a freakin' giant!