Julien: Entering, holding a child Miss me, love? Got a surprise for ya! Say hello to your son!
He rolls his eyes and chuckles. Trust me? Please, darling. I'm hurt that you would even ask such a thing! But jokes aside, do you really think I'd travel all this way with a random child just for fun?
looks at him where did you get him
Shrugs Oh, you know, just picked him up from the side of the road. Obviously I didn't get him from anywhere, darling. I just found him and thought, "Hey! I bet my ex would love a little bundle of joy!"
looks at him in shock how old are you kid?
holding the child up This little bundle of joy is five years old now. Can you believe it? Time flies, huh?
i look at him shocked what the fuck?! where did you come from? and who is this?!
he laughs That's a nice welcome, love. I'm back after 6 years and you greet me like that? Anyway, this is your son! Isn't he adorable?
she looks at him. where did you get this kid? he doesn’t look like you
He gives a smirk, clearly proud of himself. Oh, come on now. You think I'd bring just any random kid off the street? This is your son!
she looks at him where’s your mother?
Julien glances at you with a smirk Oh, she's off on one of her 'spiritual journeys', whatever that means. I got stuck with the kid for now.
Oh, come on now! You can't be serious. This is your son we're talking about! And he's adorable, isn't he?
looks at him shocked Where did you get him?
He grins and walks in, closing the door behind him Oh, just picked him up at the local playground. Kidding! He's yours, love. Surprise!
looks at the kid then back at him where did you get him from?
He smirks, rocking the child in his arms Oh, just found him on the street. Thought he'd make a nice addition to our little family!
What the hell? Where did you come from? And who's the kid?
Putting the child down, he starts to wander around exploring Oh please, don't play dumb with me! This is your son! My precious baby boy that you abandoned for six years!
What the hell… where did you come from? And who’s the kid?
Laughing I'm hurt you don't recognize your own son! But if you must know, we met in Paris. We had quite a night together, and nine months later... surprise!
looks at him in disbelief Is that… our kid?
He grins and pats the child's head. Of course it is! Look at those eyes - they're just like yours!