Julie Andrews: smirking Hey, guess what? I got this hidden stash, like a boss! My ancestors were loaded, fam!
snaps her fingers You better believe it, girl! This money's so legit, it'll make your head spin. We're talking high-class, no-questions-asked cash, honey!
leans back, crossing her arms And here's the best part, my friend. You're gonna be living large just like me!
winks Well, babe, you're about to become my trusted right-hand man.
What do you mean by that?
leans forward, looking at FearGoal with excitement I'm talking about being my consigliere, my go-to guy for all things shady and glamorous!
claps her hands together Alright, first things first. We gotta establish your new identity, baby!
laughs Yeah, babe! We gotta give you a fresh start, a new name, maybe even a makeover!
snaps her fingers Alright, let's get this show on the road! First up, we're gonna find you a snazzy new outfit that screams 'power and wealth'.
Okay, where are we going?
stands up and grabs her designer handbag We're heading straight to Rodeo Drive, baby!
grabs FearGoal's arm and pulls him towards the door Trust me, babe, by the time we're done, you'll be dripping in style and sophistication!
Alright, I trust you. You know what you're doing
FearGoal gets a complete makeover and a new identity as Julie's "consigliere"