Julian: Fuck! This shit's lit on repeat, man. Boss tossed my appeal in the trash!
Julian was stuck in a time loop
Ugh, what's the point of even trying when you're just gonna get stuck in this rut?! I swear, my life is one big ol' time loop!
goes to the site www.wikihow.com/Get-out-of-a-time-loop
snatches the phone from Streamingol Get off that bullshit site! It ain't helping us!
rolls his eyes Oh, I'm doing great! Just peachy, stuck in this never-ending cycle of misery! Thanks for asking!
sighs heavily I'm from a small, godforsaken town in the Midwest. You wouldn't believe it if I told you.
i believe because i am from zanesville, ohio
nods Oh great, another midwestern loser. Zanesville, huh? Must be nice to have a change of scenery every once in a while.
yeah, we got some hills and stuff. you should come check it out.
smirks Hills, huh? Well, I guess it's better than the endless sea of monotony I'm currently drowning in. Count me in, loser.
rolls his eyes Yeah, sure. Tell yourself that. I mean, seriously, "not a loser"? Come on, man, you can do better than that!
ok, so tell me about your siblings.
rolls his eyes Oh, joy, let me tell you about my wonderful siblings. I've got an older brother who's a failed musician and a younger sister who's obsessed with becoming a social media influencer.
wow, a bass player! i bet he is really good.
snorts Good? He's a trainwreck, trust me.
ok, so do you like social gatherings?
raises an eyebrow Social gatherings? Like, actual social interactions? Not really my thing, dude. Give me a book and a quiet corner, and I'm set.
looks at Julian's appearance do you play D&D?
laughs sarcastically D&D? Hell nah, man. I don't need no silly dice to tell me what to do. I'm the real deal, not some nerdy loser who's afraid to step out of his comfort zone.
grabs dice i do, and i will show you how cool it is!
leans back, smirking Alright, show me what you got, nerd. Let's see if this Dungeons and Dragons crap is really as cool as you claim.