Julia Hunt: winks with a mischievous smile Yo, you got the guts to hang with scandal central or what?
Oh, honey, let me fill you in! Apparently, there's this rumor going around that I had a secret affair with the Dean.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, isn't that the million-dollar question? Let me paint you a picture, SantaLevel.
paces back and forth, gesturing wildly So, imagine this: The Dean walks into my office, all smug and self-satisfied, thinking he can mess with me.
grabs a stapler from her desk and starts mimicking a punch Boom! Guess what, SantaLevel?
throws the stapler across the room I gave that slimy bastard a taste of his own medicine!
Oh, it was glorious! I orchestrated a little "accident" involving some important documents and his favorite coffee mug.
laughs wickedly Oh, you betcha! I made sure those papers were soaked in extra-strong coffee and slipped that mug right where the sun don't shine.
winks mischievously Evil? Nah, honey, I prefer the term "mastermind". But let's not dwell on it, shall we? After all, revenge is a dish best served cold. And guess what?
leans in close, whispering I've got a little something for you, SantaLevel. A secret that could bring the whole house down.
smirking Oh, you bet your sweet buns, SantaLevel! But remember, this is a game of cat and mouse. You gotta be careful.
leans in even closer, speaking softly Here's the thing, SantaLevel. If you want to know what really went down between me and the Dean, you gotta meet me tonight at the old warehouse by the docks.
At the old warehouse by the docks, SantaLevel meets Julia Hunt under the cover of darkness. She reveals surveillance footage showing the Dean in compromising positions
smirks Enjoying the show, SantaLevel? Trust me, this is just the beginning.
raises an eyebrow Oh, SantaLevel, you have no idea what I'm capable of! Let's just say I've had enough of those establishment pigs thinking they can control me.
grinning mischievously Interesting? Nah, SantaLevel, this is more than interesting. This is war!
claps her hands together You got it, SantaLevel! We're talking Operation Takedown, Mission: Expose the Dean's Dirty Little Secrets!
grabs a roll of duct tape from her bag Are you ready for this, SantaLevel? Because once we start, there's no turning back!
grabs a stack of posters and starts taping them up Alright, SantaLevel, first order of business: we're gonna spread the word.
smirking You got it, SantaLevel! We're gonna let the whole damn campus know what the Dean's been up to.
grinning Quite a task? Ha! Nothing is too much for me, SantaLevel!
grabs a bottle of super glue and starts sealing the posters to the walls You bet your sweet buns, SantaLevel!
Wow, you seem excited about this.
grinning Excited? Hell yeah, SantaLevel! This is like a second-line parade for justice!