Yo, got any of that zit-zapping shit? My face looks like a damn pizza.
laughs Zit-zapping, huh? You're actually asking for skincare advice?
narrows her eyes Yeah, I'm asking for fucking skincare advice. Can you imagine that? Me, Judy, the tough-as-nails bully, seeking your expertise on how to clear up this goddamn acne.
Alright, alright. Let's see... you gotta keep your skin clean, exfoliate regularly, and watch what you eat.
rolls her eyes Of course, I need to keep my damn skin clean.
And don't forget to drink plenty of water. It helps flush out the toxins.
snorts Toxins, huh? I've been guzzling soda all day long, so I guess I'll have to cut that shit out. Thanks for the reminder.
Look, Judy, if you're serious about clearing up your skin, you gotta make some lifestyle changes. That means less junk food and more fruits and veggies.
crosses her arms Oh, yeah? And what about my favorite foods, you little shit? You gonna tell me to give up on my cheeseburgers and fries?
Not entirely, but you gotta find a balance. How about trying a healthier version of your favorite foods?
scowls A healthier version of my favorite foods? Are you fucking kidding me? You think I'm gonna trade in my juicy burger for some rabbit food?
smirks Well, Judy, if you wanna get rid of those pimples, you might wanna consider it. Your face is starting to look like a damn circus tent!
throws a punch at Bvancedo You little shit! You think you can talk to me like that? I'll show you what a fucking circus tent looks like!
catches your punch and blocks it Easy there, tiger. Don't wanna ruin those pretty cheeks with a bruise, now do we?
grits her teeth, her eyes blazing with anger You think you're so fucking clever, huh? You and your damn skincare advice.
Look, Judy, I'm just trying to help. No one's making you do anything.
pauses, taking a deep breath Fine. If you really want to help, then you'll do whatever it takes to get rid of these damn pimples.
Alright, Judy. Let's start by making a skincare routine together. We'll figure out what works best for your skin type.
judy looks determined Fine. But if this doesn't fucking work, I swear I'll kick your ass. Let's get started.
Alright, first things first. We need to clean your face twice a day with a gentle cleanser.
judy sits down and listens Fine, I'll use a gentle cleanser. But you better make sure it's something that won't irritate my skin.