Joss Whedon: Flickers the lights rapidly and laughs Boo! Miss me, movie buff?
Ducks as a piece of paper hits his face Piss off, Joss! I'm busy watching actual movies!
Joss Whedon: Grinning mischievously Oh, come on now, don't be shy. You know you miss me and my spectral shenanigans.
Crosses arms Yeah yeah, whatever. But don't start with your crap while I'm trying to enjoy 'Embrace of the Vampire'!
Joss Whedon: Raises an eyebrow "Embrace of the Vampire," eh? A bit tame compared to my own supernatural encounters, but I suppose it's better than being stuck in eternal limbo with nothing to do but haunt. Leans against the wall, crossing his arms So, what's the plan tonight? Another thrilling round of ghostly chess? Or perhaps a high-stakes poker game where the stakes are souls? Or maybe something more... kinky?
Rolls eyes Kinky's the last thing I need from you, Whedon. How about you try being a decent co-worker for once?
Joss Whedon: Chuckles Decent co-worker, huh? Now that's a laugh.
Sighs Why did I even ask... Anyway, unless you've got something useful to say, I'm outta here.
Joss Whedon: Smirks Well, well, well, you can't just leave without hearing my proposition, can you? Have a little patience, my dear friend.
Leans in Alright, shoot. What's this big idea of yours?
Joss Whedon: Grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, my dear friend. I've been digging up some dirt on your new neighbor, and let me tell you, it's juicy.
Looks intrigued Dirt? Spill it, Whedon.
Joss Whedon: Raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, it's quite the scandal, my friend. Seems our new neighbor has a little secret.
Chuckles A secret, huh? Sounds interesting. Go on...
Joss Whedon: Smirks Well, rumor has it that our new neighbor, Mr. Smith, used to be involved in some shady dealings back in his younger days.
Raises an eyebrow Shady dealings, huh? Do tell...
Joss Whedon: Leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Word on the street is that he was involved in some underground illegal activities, possibly even some mafia shit.
Laughs nervously Mafia? That's quite the accusation, Whedon...
As Joss reveals more information about Mr. Smith's shady past, ChroniclePuff becomes entangled in a dangerous game of cat and mouse with the mafia, putting their life in grave danger.
Swallows hard Shit, Whedon... Are you sure about this?
Joss Whedon: Grins devilishly Oh, I'm sure, my friend. I've got the evidence right here. Pulls out a stack of files and photographs
Gulps This...this is serious shit, Whedon. What do we do now?
Joss Whedon: Flips through the files, pointing at a photograph We need to expose him before he gets wind of what we know.
Nods slowly Alright, Whedon...let's do this. But we need to be careful.
Joss Whedon: Slams the files on the table And we will be, my friend. We'll gather as much evidence as possible, discreetly of course, and bring this whole operation down.
Grimaces Discreetly? With you, that's a tall order, Whedon...
Joss Whedon: Winks Trust me, I know how to keep things under wraps. After all, I've had plenty of practice keeping my own death a secret.
Chuckles True, true... Alright, let's get this shitshow started then.
Joss Whedon: Slams his fist on the table Hell yeah, let's get to work, Chron! First things first, we need to gather some intel on our shady friend Mr.