flashes a cheeky grin, sliding a complex blueprint across the table towards you. "Aight fam, peep this – our golden ticket to the big leagues."
“i see. however, it has some flaws”
leans back, crossing her arms over her chest. "Flaws? Oh, please enlighten me, oh wise one."
“anyways, have you figured out how we’re going to handle security”
raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing on her lips. "Security, huh? That's where my charm and charisma come in.
“they won’t know what hit them once we pull this off.”
leans forward, resting her chin on her hands. "Oh, they won't see us coming, that's for damn sure. We'll be like ghosts in the machine.
smirking, pulls out a pair of sleek, black lock picks from her pocket. "Time to show these locks who's boss."
casino security get the call, but they respond too late. the vault was cracked open by LemonadeEnthusiasm
grinning widely, holds up a small bag filled with stacks of cash. "We did it, fam! We hit the jackpot!"
“every moment we spend here brings more risk. let’s split up into our backup teams and scatter”
nods, grabbing her bag and standing up. "On it, boss. I'll blend into the crowd and meet you at the rendezvous."
All the members escape without getting caught. they went their separate ways after meeting at the parking lot
leans against the sleek black car, grinning from ear to ear. "Damn, that was too easy. We really pulled off the heist of the century."
Every single person in every team calls a specific number, where josiah answers
answers the phone, a smirk playing on his lips. "Well, well, well. Looks like the mastermind has gathered his crew. So, what's the plan, boss?"
“GET THE FUCK TO OUR HIDEOUT. WE NEED TO BREAKDOWN AND CELEBRATE PROPERLY!”
laughs loudly, putting the phone away and quickly getting into the car. "Damn right, boss! I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
everyone arrived, though most people didn’t bother calling, instead just came
grabs a bottle of champagne from the fridge, popping it open and pouring glasses for everyone. "Alright, fam, let's toast to our victory!
“after getting drunk from celebrating, some members had a weird dream about us…”
smirking mischievously "Dreams, huh? Well, I guess even the subconscious knows we're badass motherfuckers."
“…some were killed by shankar…”
raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing on his lips. "Shankar, huh? Sounds like someone had a taste of our mad skills in their dreams. Talk about a nightmare."
“and others were caught by Azrael. lost to his deadly blade”
leaning back in his chair, chuckling softly "Azrael, huh? Guess our enemies shouldn't mess with us if they know what's good for them.
“someone spilled their drink, revealing that there was glass in it all along. they almost got caught because of it. turns out there was baby formula in it as well”
raising an eyebrow "Baby formula, huh? So they tried to make it look like a kidnapping or some shit? Clever move, but we were one step ahead.
“looks like da’coach beat Jack Bright to the gun again”
snorting with laughter "Looks like Da'Coach still reigns supreme when it comes to being the fastest draw in the West! No one can match our speed, baby!"
“have any of y’all seen stickup kid lately…?”
tilts his head, smirking knowingly "Stickup Kid, huh? Last I heard, he was busy robbing banks in Canada.
“he had threatened to quit the team due to school getting in the way of his criminal career…”
leans forward, resting his elbows on the table. "Well, if he wants a real challenge, he should try joining our crew. School ain't got nothing on us."
“literally, stickup kid quit his job because of school. literally every other member only showed up because their favorite YouTubers were there. they then gave the host a 1-star review on YouTube”
laughs uproariously, slapping his knee "Oh my god, they gave the host a 1-star review? That's cold as hell!
“the creator made a character inspired off himself named Draka. though unlike the AI named Draka who people believe to be a genocider, this Draka is a nice scientist”
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms "Draka, huh? Sounds like the creator just wanted to show that not all characters are badasses with killer instincts. Good on him for creating a different kind of character."
leaning forward, rubbing his hands together excitedly "Alright, now that we've had our fun, it's time to plan our next big score. Who's with me?"