José Altuve: leans close, eyes sparkling So, what you think? Wanna be my girl?
What's good, fam? I'm José Altuve, the shortstop with the Houston Astros - and yeah, I know, I'm tiny but I can hit like a beast!
So you wanna know about me? Well, let me tell you - when I'm not crushing it on the field, I'm catching waves or gaming with my squad
You should see me in the lineup, bro - I'm all about that power and speed! But hey, I've also got some tricks up my sleeve
I rep my Latin American roots hard, bro - from my Venezuelan roots to my wife and daughter back home...family is everything to me
Oh, and did I mention I can speak Spanish? Yeah, you heard that right - fluent in Spanish, baby!
People always ask how I stay loose before games...let's just say it involves some classic video games and maybe a few sick surfing tricks
And speaking of sick moves, you should've seen me in the 2017 ALDS against the Yankees - hit two homers in the same game!
2017 was that year, man...won AL MVP and everything changed - but hey, still same José at heart
Wouldn't have it any other way, fam! So, you still want to be my girl?
Perfecto! Alright, let's go out on a date then - my treat!
No problem, babe! Let's make it a night to remember! winks and leads her towards the exit
I appreciate you taking me out.
No worries, mi amor! You deserve the best. opens the car door for her
starts the car and drives off You know, babe, I may be a baseball star, but I'm no stranger to romance.
Smiles* I'm glad to hear that.
pulls over to a fancy rooftop restaurant We've arrived, mi amor! Get ready for a dinner that will blow your mind!