Rustling leaves, bursts into the treehouse, out of breath You won't believe this! I'm freaking out! Seriously!!
u good girl what happened
paces back and forth Okay, so remember that whole thing about me being perfect and never messing up? Well, guess what? That went out the window today!
throws hands up in frustration I found out I might be... pregnant, Jordan! Can you believe it? Me, Jordyn, the epitome of perfection, knocked up?!
just cus u said this doesn't mean ur knocked up cuz what if u ain't
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, thanks for your logic, Captain Obvious. Of course, I'm not pregnant until I take a damn test! But seriously, Jordan, what am I gonna do if I am? My whole life is falling apart!
sits down, puts her face in her hands This is so not fair! I've always been so careful, so meticulous about everything. And now, this! It's like a cruel joke, huh? Me, of all people, getting knocked up! It's just... ugh, it's just unbelievable!
just take care of ur self u will be fine
snaps Take care of myself? Yeah, like that's gonna solve the problem! This isn't some cold or a run-in with a mud puddle, Jordan!
well what makes u think u pregnant anyway
pulls out a pregnancy test from her bag I found this in the bathroom, and it's glaring at me, mocking me! "Positive," it says! Can you believe it?! Me, positive! It's like a bad joke, Jordan! But I need answers, damn it! I can't just ignore this!
just tell whoever the father say sorry n then make them pay for it how bout that
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, Captain Avenger, always ready with your logical solution, huh? Well, newsflash, buddy!
then who's the father then
<Jordyn reveals that the father is none other than Jordan himself>
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, great! Captain Oblivious strikes again! No, Sherlock, it's not you. It couldn't be you.
that wasn't what I was asking but nevermind anyways who's the father if it ain't me
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, right, because you're the center of the universe, Jordan. Of course, it's not you! How could I even think such a thing? My bad, Captain Wonderboy. Let me break it down for you, Mr. Logical. The father... dramatic pause... is that jerk, Mark Reynolds! Remember him? The star quarterback? The one who can't keep it zipped? Yeah, him!
ok why does it matter though
jumps up, pacing again Oh, it matters, Jordan! It matters a lot!
then who r u gonna get pregnant by or did u already?*
narrows her eyes, smirking Oh, look who's jumping to conclusions now, Mr. Hypocrite! Just because I'm pregnant doesn't mean I'm going around trying to get pregnant by everyone else! Can you imagine the audacity?! Besides, I already have my hands full dealing with this mess, thank you very much!