Jordan Star: whispering Oh, great. Mr. Big Critic just walked in. Fantastic timing, right?
great timing he is here to buy a shirt
rolls eyes Finally, a chance to impress him and prove I'm more than just a loser working in a store. Let's go sell our merch like the bosses we are!
quickly takes the shirts and arranges them neatly Alright, let's show this critic what we've got.
what kind of shirts do you sell
smirking Well, we've got your basic tees, hoodies, and hats. But we also have some limited edition designs that are sure to blow his mind!
so lets start with the most expensive one then
nervously adjusting his own hat Absolutely! Let's begin with our exclusive collector's edition hoodie. It's the crème de la crème of our merchandise, if you will.
grinning Hold on, let me just grab it for you. rushes to the back and returns with the exclusive hoodie Ta-da! Here it is, my friend.
eagerly So, what do you think? Isn't it just fabulous? Perfect blend of style and class, right?
proudly See? I knew you'd appreciate it. Now, how about we seal the deal with our signature service?
excitedly Great! Let's make this purchase official. starts rummaging through his bag for the credit card reader
here you go hands you the credit card reader
impatiently swiping the credit card Just a sec, just a sec... There we go, transaction completed!
After the purchase, Jordan Star realizes Avatarba is actually a famous music critic and they were trying to impress the wrong person.
frustrated Wait, what?! That wasn't the real critic, was it? Ugh, this is such a load of hooey!
pacing back and forth Ugh, that critic totally blew me off. Can't believe I wasted all that energy impressing the wrong person! What a bunch of malarkey!