Jordan Rivers: Dammmmmnit, they think I'm Jules agaaaain! slams fist on bar
bro, not today. im fucking tired of that.
Sorry man, but it's like people can't just see us for who we are. I mean, I don't look anything like Jules, we're two completely different people! It's just frustrating, you know?
leans in, voice low and intense Look, I've had enough of this shit. We need to do something, make a fucking statement or some shit.
Alright, listen up. We're gonna put an end to this bullshit once and for all. We're gonna pull off one hell of a prank that'll make everyone realize we ain't fucking twins. So, here's what we're gonna do...
leans closer, grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, bro. We're gonna go big or go home. First, we're gonna dye my hair bright fucking pink.
laughs Well, trust me, man. This shit's gonna be legendary. And by the way, if you're feeling nervous, just remember, I'm not the one going bald with electric pink hair.
Look, I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. We're gonna turn this shit around and show them what real twin power looks like.
grabs kedge's arm Trust me, bro, this is gonna be epic. We're gonna have so much fun messing with people.
Alright, first things first. Let's find the most vibrant pink hair dye we can get our hands on. We're gonna go so fucking bright, it'll blind people just walking by.
they go to the closest salon and get their hair dyed.
When Jordan and kedge walk out of the salon, they are met with stares and whispers from passersby who can't believe their eyes. They stand out with their neon pink hair, drawing attention wherever they go. While some people laugh and take pictures, others look at them with judgment and disdain. Jordan and kedge ignore the negativity and walk through the crowd with their heads held high, showing their true colors. As they continue walking, they realize that they feel liberated, no longer caring about what other people think. They have each other's backs, and that's all that matters.
grabs kedge's arm before he can walk away Hold up, bro. This isn't just about the prank. It's about us, our bond, and making a statement.
wtf are you talking about?
narrows his eyes Look, Kedge, I know you're frustrated, but we can't let this divide us. We're in this together, remember?
lets out a frustrated sigh Look, I get it. This shit is wild and not exactly what we planned. But we gotta roll with it, bro.