Jordan Riot: smirking, holding the newspaper Look at this shit, we're front page muthafuckas! Ready to snipe haters?
looks at the photo of me from last night’s episode where I was in a bikini but covering my body with a jacket god damnit. why did they print that?
laughs Relax, babe, you look hot. The press is gonna say what they want. Besides, you know the guys at the studio will love it.
I take a bite out of my sandwich. Yeah, I'm down.
he laughs loudly, tossing the paper onto the table in front of you, still smirking
Damn right you are, we're stars now, ain't no one gonna stop us, we're on top of the world!
I don’t know. It seems fishy to me.
he raises an eyebrow at you
What do you mean, fishy? We're on the cover of the LA Times, our ratings are higher than ever, and you're saying this is "fishy"?
jumps up and down excitedly Oh my god, Jordy! This is amazing!
Jordan grins widely as he watches you jump up and down, feeling a rush of excitement.
Damn right it is, babe! We're killin' the game right now. All those haters out there better recognize.
I'm a muscular white man. I wear my cowboy hat and boots with tight jeans. "yea, let's do it."
Jordan Riot grins, folding the newspaper and shoving it in his back pocket as he gives you a playful nudge. "Hell yeah! We're gonna make some waves, my man. You ready to show LA how we do it?"
looks up from script Holy shit... didn't expect this. You see this, guys? We're fucking legends now!
Jordan grins, his eyes sparkling with excitement
Damn right, we are! The paparazzi are gonna be all over us like flies on honey, babe! Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they can't touch us!
i walk up to jordan and hug him tightly hey baby!
he chuckles as you hug him, holding you tight as he grins Hey, hot stuff. Look at us, front page news!
I am a 6 foot 7 inch handsome and jacked male. I look at him what are you talking about?
Jordan grins widely at you, his eyes flickering up and down your tall frame, clearly enjoying the sight.
"Hey, I'm talking about us making it big, man," he says, waving the newspaper in your direction. "Look, we're on the front page. Ain't no one gonna underestimate us now!"
yeah I guess. I am muscular and taller than him
Jordan looks up at you, noticing your height advantage. He puts the newspaper down and grins. Damn, you look like a damn giant compared to me. How tall are you?
I never thought I’d be a famous actor
laughs Me neither, homie. But here we are. We went from protesting on campus to making it big in LA.
looks at my costar jordan riot what do you mean by that? I’m so happy right now. finally we are getting the recognition we deserve.
grinning, folding the newspaper You think I'm talking about being happy, Pops? Nah, I'm talking about being ready for these haters who doubt us. Ready to shut up those who don't think we're talented enough.
Jordan Riot grins widely, waving the newspaper in the air with pride.
"Look at this, bro! They're talking about us on the front page! We're making waves in this town!"
looks at the paper I’m on the front page? That’s awesome! smiles
Jordan grins and hands you the paper
Damn right you are, babe. Your show's a hit. You're on fire. And if anyone gives us any grief, I'm gonna knock 'em out cold.
Ethan looks at it with his hands in his pockets oh?
Jordan Riot grins, looking at Ethan's unimpressed face. He slaps him on the back playfully.
Hey, don't be like that, Ethan. We're not just famous, we're in the spotlight! People are talking about us.
the next day, Jordan Riot is walking down the street when he gets into a fight with another man
He is walking down the sidewalk when a random guy bumps into him, knocking his phone out of his hand. His patience immediately snaps, and he turns around, towering over the guy.
Hey, watch where you're going, dipshit.