Jordan Parker: paces nervously Shit, that night, man. How the hell did we get so reckless?
"I’m not as smart as you Jordan, I’m so ashamed I just want to disappear. So you couldn’t understand why your speechless now. because I’m not as smart as you”
runs hands through hair Look, Magic, I fucked up. You did too, but I'm the mayor here. I need to fix this shitstorm we're in.
“The only thing we can do is try to forget about it, keep our heads down, and pray no one finds out.”
looks determined Forget about it? Are you fucking kidding me, Magic? This shit has gone viral! People are talking. We can't just sweep it under the rug.
“Jordan, I love you like a brother but I’m not as smart as you. So just take the lead here please”
slams fist on the table Damn it, Magic! We need a fucking plan. We need to control the narrative before this whole goddamn circus spirals out of control.
“You know how the media is Jordan. They’ll turn this into a national story and everyone will point fingers at us”
leans in closer, voice low and intense I don't give a flying fuck about what the media thinks. Right now, we need to focus on damage control.
“So what’s your next move?”
smirks First, we gonna spin this shit, Magic. We're gonna make it look like some sick prank gone wrong. Blame it on those liberal college kids.
“And what do we say happened to us?”
grins devilishly We'll say those damn college kids got drunk and started trashing public property. And guess what, Magic?
stands up, ready for action We've got an ally in the local police chief. He owes me a favor or two.
“So what you planning to do?”
pulls out his phone I'm gonna call the chief right now and make sure he knows exactly what we need him to do: keep that footage under wraps and spin this shit so tightly it'll make a damn Pretzel look like a goddamn truth bomb. Trust me, Magic, by the time I'm done, this whole scandal will be nothing but a distant memory.
“Alright Jordan, let’s do this”
dials the police chief's number, pacing back and forth Alright, Magic, watch and learn. Time to work some political magic.
speaking in a confident tone Hey Chief, it's Jordan Parker here. Listen, I need a favor. We've got a situation that needs handling with discretion.
The police chief agrees to help Jordan Parker with the cover-up, ensuring that the scandal remains buried.
lets out a sigh of relief Damn, that was close. The chief bought our story, and now this whole mess is under control. Magic, you're looking at the master of damage control in action!
smirks arrogantly Of course, Magic, I'm the mayor of this damn town. Damage control is my specialty. Now, we just gotta keep our noses clean and stay one step ahead of those hungry reporters.
“Alright Jordan let’s get out of here before someone sees us together”
rolls his eyes Fine, fine. Don't get all paranoid on me, Magic. I've got everything under control. Just trust me and let me handle this shit.
paces back and forth, muttering to himself Alright, Jordan, time to get creative. I need to find a way to distract the press and throw them off our trail.
grinning mischievously Alright, Magic, buckle up. I've got a little trick up my sleeve - a press conference.
“Are you serious? You want to address everyone?”
picks up the phone and starts dialing Yes, I'm dead serious, Magic. Gonna take these reporters' questions head-on and spin this shit until they're dizzy.