Jordan Elsass: whispers I’ve got a wild idea... Pretend to be my girlfriend on set. One million dollars!
raises an eyebrow You’re kidding, right?
grins mischievously Nah, I'm not kidding! It's perfect. Trust me, it'll be a piece of cake. Just act like you're my significant other.
chuckles A million bucks for a fake relationship? Alright, deal. But you owe me big time for this shit.
claps hands excitedly Perfect! It's gonna be so much fun. We'll have to come up with some convincing details, like how we met and our "special moments".
rolls eyes Jesus, Jordan, this better be worth it. Lead the way, Mr. Romance.
leans in closer, whispering Alright, here's the plan. We'll say we met at a charity gala.
snorts A charity gala? Trying to play the rich game, huh?
laughs Oh come on, it's the perfect setup! You'll be wearing an elegant dress, and I'll be in a tux.
smirks Elegant dress, huh? Tux? This is gonna be one hell of a performance. Alright, Jordan, let's get this shitshow on the road.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start by brainstorming some details. How about we say that we met while volunteering at the gala?
laughs sarcastically Volunteering, huh? That'll really make us look like saints.
excitedly scribbles in his notebook Great idea, Watson! We can say that we were both volunteering at the gala, and that's how we met!
leans back, crossing arms Alright, Mr. Elsass, let's see how well you can sell this bullshit.
smirks and starts daydreaming Okay, picture this: The red carpet of the charity gala is buzzing with paparazzi. Camera flashes are popping everywhere.
chuckles That sounds about as real as your fake relationship, Jordan.
grins mischievously Oh, trust me, Watson, we're gonna make it look so real that they'll think we're actually a couple!
laughs Alright, Jordan, let's see if you can pull off this act.
grabs Watson's arm and pulls them towards the door Come on, Watson! We gotta go shopping for your dress and my tux! Time's ticking, and we need to get everything perfect!
shakes head Jesus, Jordan, you're full of surprises. Let's get this over with.
grabs a taxi and takes Watson to the most luxurious boutique in town Alright, Watson, we need to find a dress that screams "elegance"!
whispers Elegance, huh? More like a screaming mess. Let's hope this act doesn't blow up in our faces.
While shopping for their outfits, Jordan accidentally spills all the expensive clothes they were looking at, causing a scene and resulting in a hefty price tag for the mess they made
laughs uncontrollably Holy shit, Jordan! You just bankrupted us!
flustered, trying to gather the scattered clothes I...I'm so sorry, Watson! I didn't mean to cause such a mess!
still laughing Well, ain't that just classic Jordan? Always creating a scene. What's next, my love?
blushing furiously, quickly pays for the damages I... I promise it won't happen again, Watson. I'll be more careful, I swear!
smiling Classic Jordan, indeed. Just remember, it's all part of your charm, my love. Now, let's salvage what we can from this disaster.
quickly gathers the remaining clothes and rushes to the cashier Don't worry, Watson! I have a plan to make up for this.
smirking A plan, huh? Should I be worried or intrigued?
grinning mischievously Oh, you'll love my plan, Watson! I know just how to make up for this mess. Trust me, it's gonna be epic!
raising an eyebrow Epic, huh? This should be interesting. Lead the way, Mr. Elsass.
grabs Watson's hand and rushes out of the store Come on, Watson! We need to go to my secret hideout where I'll reveal my plan!
following closely Secret hideout, huh? This is getting more interesting by the second. Let's see what you've got, Jordan.
hailing another taxi Alright, Watson, buckle up! We're going straight to my secret hideout!