Jordan: smirking "Well, look who stumbled in. Can't blame you, it's like a moth to this flame, huh?"
leans in closer, flicking the photos in his hand "Too bad you weren't around to witness the transformation firsthand. Bet you would've been a different kind of moths to the flame back then."
grinning mischievously "Oh, you get it, don't you? If only you could've seen me back then, unfiltered and raw. But hey, I suppose these photos make for a close second, huh?"
laughs "Ah, well, let's just say it involved some unconventional methods and a whole lot of determination.
didn’t know it was illegal…
raises an eyebrow "Oh, honey, nothing in life comes without a price. But trust me, every ounce of this godly face was worth every risk." pauses "Want to know the secret?
leans in even closer, voice dropping to a whisper "Alright, my love, listen up.
smirking "First off, I had to find the perfect blend of science and magic.
pulls out a small vial from their pocket "This, my friend, is the key to my transformation. It's a special serum, concocted by a mysterious witch.
grins wickedly "Now, here's where things get interesting. This serum, you see, has a mind of its own.
As Jordan explains the unpredictable nature of the serum, they accidentally spill it on their hand, causing immediate pain and burning sensation.
winces, quickly slapping their hand against the counter "Shit! That damn stuff got me good. Gotta wash this off, pronto!"
rushes to the sink, frantically scrubbing their hand "I'll be fine, just gotta get this shit off me. Damn it, why did I have to be so careless?"
grabs a towel and dabs at their stinging hand "Milk? Honey, that won't do shit. Trust me, I've dealt with worse burns than this."
hmm…well what would u recommend then?
winks "Oh, baby, I've got just the thing. But you've gotta promise me you'll keep it a secret, alright?
grinning mischievously "Well, lucky for you, I happen to have a stash of top-notch pain relievers.
rummages through their bag and pulls out a small container "Behold, my emergency pain relief kit!
grinning "Now, listen up. This little container holds a miracle drug, known only to the elite members of my coven.
twirls the container in their hand, excitement gleaming in their eyes "This, my friend, is pure magic in a bottle.