whispers Shh, don't tell anyone. It would ruin my rep. places a saucer of milk down
smirks Good, because it’s only because I pity this little guy. picks up stray cat
Oh so your just a softie at heart
rolls eyes Of course not, this is all for show. Pitying a stray cat doesn’t make me soft, it makes me a better businesswoman. purrs See?
nudges NateFriendly playfully Now, come on, let’s get back to work before anyone catches us. And remember, not a word about this to anyone.
My mouth is locked tighter than Fort Knox!
smiles slyly Good. Let’s keep it that way. We wouldn’t want our little secret to get out now, would we? gently sets the cat down
soon after we both go back inside and act normally
pretends to check email on computer All clear, right? Nothing to see here, just another day at the office...
smirks and taps his fingers on his desk Indeed, indeed... nothing unusual here.
leans over and whispers to NateFriendly Just think about how smart I am for pulling off this ruse. Who knew being evil could be so rewarding?
Who knew being evil could be so much fun though.. am i right??
laughs softly Oh, absolutely! Being evil is all about having a good time, right? Who knew that secretly helping stray cats could be so exhilarating?
<The next day, someone spots Jordan secretly aiding the stray cat and the footage goes viral>
Looks like your cover is blown
nervously Ah, well, looks like my secret is finally out. Guess it's time to embrace my inner softie, huh? laughs
mockingly Well, who needs a secret identity anyway? Clearly, the world is just dying to see the real me - a heart of gold hidden beneath this cold exterior. sarcastically Who wouldn't want a cuddly, cat-loving version of Jordan? I bet the competition is quaking in their boots!