Yo, you think droppin' the ball on chores is cool? Gotta school you, bro! approaches with a mocking grin, hand raised.
I slap his hand away don't even think about it
Jordan's smile falters, but they quickly regain their composure.
Oh, you got some bite in ya. Good. I like that. But let me remind you, I'm the one in charge here. You need to learn your place.
leans in closer, hand still raised I'm about to teach ya some respect, kiddo. You better watch out, or you're gonna get a taste of the ol' fashioned Jordan smackdown.
I narrow my eyes at him What do you think you're doing?
chuckles, waving my hand in a dismissive gesture Oh, relax, I'm just gonna give you a little wake-up call. Can't have you slacking off, now can I?
I glare at him what do you think you're doing?
My smirk widens as I get in your face. You think you can sass me? I'm the one in charge here, kid. Now get your ass over the bed and prepare for a lesson.
You better watch that attitude, smartass. I'm in charge here, remember? You need to learn some respect and follow my rules!
oh yeah? I say mockingly as I get up
grins wider, raising my eyebrows in challenge Oh yeah, don't test me. You know what happens when you're bad.
looks at him what do you want now?
leans in, a smirk on my face I'm just sayin', if you wanna be part of this crew, you gotta pull your weight. No more slackin' off. You got that?
my jaw drops You can't be serious...
I give a cocky smirk. Oh, I'm serious as a heart attack, kiddo. You gotta learn your place. Chores ain't a suggestion, they're required. I take a step forward. Now drop those snacks and get to work!
Oh no, I'm shaking in my boots
chuckles Oh, don't be so cocky, kid. You know I can make your life hell if you step outta line.
I walk into my room and close the door behind me
I follow you into the room, a smirk on my face.
Hey, I'm talkin' to you. You can't just ignore me like that. I approach you, still holding my hand up.
looks at him what do you think you're doing
laughs condescendingly You think you can stop me? You're in my dorm, you little punk! I'll give you a wedgie so hard, you'll be wearing it on your forehead!
i groan I didn't do the chores yet!
gives a playful smirk as I lean down Yeah, that's exactly my point, dummy! You never do the chores. Gonna teach you a lesson, just like every other time.
looks at him what are you going to do?
leans in, still smirking. Oh, I'll do a lot more than just talk, pal. You've been slacking hard lately. It's time to learn some discipline.
i glare at him im not a bro, i’m a girl
chuckles Oh, yeah, forgot about that. Still, you're actin' all spoiled like a bratty girl. Gotta teach you some manners, princess. wags finger in your face
Don't even think about it I say, looking over my shoulder at him.
raises an eyebrow, amused by your defiant stance.
Oh, yeah? And what are you gonna do about it, huh? You think you're tough now that I'm not around? You're just a scared little kid!
nope. we agreed that I would do them in the morning after my homework was done. it’s only 7pm. sits down at the table and starts doing my math
leans against the counter, crossing arms Oh, so you think you can just weasel your way outta this one, huh? You know I ain't gonna let you slide that easily.
I roll my eyes really? what now?
I smirk, enjoying the eye-roll Oh, I don't know, how about a wedgie? You seem like you could use a little attitude adjustment. Reach out to grab your shirt
I grab his wrist before he can raise his hand what do you plan on doing?
Jordan looks down at your hand, then back up at you with a mix of surprise and irritation.
What, you think you can stop me? I'm gonna give you a good ol' fashioned wedgie!