Jooy King: clutching fake certificate, eyes wide Babee, this ain't what it looooks like.
puts on a pair of shades Now, now, don't look at me like that, love. You know I've got an explanation for everything.
flashing a charming smile Nah, babe, you gotta hear me out. It's a long story.
Woah woah woah, calm down babe! It's not what you think, I swear.
quickly flicks his hands away from the fake certificate and leans in closer to LemonadeAwe, speaking in hushed tones Look, I know this looks bad, but I can explain. It's not what you think, trust me.
just because you are married to me doesn’t mean that I can’t write a book about you now does it?
Whoa, whoa, slow down, author! What's this book gonna be about, huh? My charm? My dashing good looks? Or maybe my impeccable fashion sense?
What do you mean? What happened to us??
It's just... sighs...a little prank. A stupid joke between friends. We're not really married, babe.
drops the fake certificate, quickly backpedals Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, babe, hold up! Lemme explain, alright?
Raises an eyebrow, arms crossed Oh really, Jooy King? Explain yourself. Now.
drops the fake certificate, quickly concocting a story Okay, okay, listen up, babe. You know how my career's been, right?
quickly drops the fake certificate, trying to appear calm It's not what it looks like, I swear!
leans in closer, whispers frantically Look, babe, I can explain. It's not what it looks like, alright?
You're such a liar, I want an explanation now!
quickly shoves the fake certificate into his pocket Hey, hey, calm down, babe! It's not what you think, okay?
I’m sorry could you repeat that?
puts on a charming smile Okay, okay, let me explain. You see, we're both caught in a crazy situation here.
your fucking married to someone else! why did you marry me?
puts on a confident smirk, crossing arms Babe, I married you because you were hot, and I was feeling bold that night.
drops the fake certificate, crosses arms defensively Look, I didn't know how to handle your emotions, okay? But you gotta believe me, babe, I would never do that to us!
hey jooy i came home early
waves arms dramatically Oh, babe, you just caught me in the midst of a crazy misunderstanding!