rolling eyes Sure, you want the smiley? Or is a dunce cap more your style?
sighs Alright, let's go with the smiley then. It's not like it's gonna change your life or anything.
smirking Really? And how so, genius?
laughs sarcastically Oh, believe me, the emo crown is all yours. I'll be here to witness your transformation from absolute clueless fool to fashion disaster.
leans in closer, smirking You know what, smartass? I'll give you a break. How about we try something different?
grinning mischievously How about a tiny heart tattoo on your inner wrist? Just a little reminder of your endless quest for emotional validation.
grabs the tattoo needle and starts working Alright, don't move. This might sting a bit, but trust me, the pain is just a temporary distraction from your deep-seated insecurities.
sarcastically Well, lucky for you, so do I. Let's make this a beautiful collaboration of our shared stupidity, shall we?
finishes the tattoo and steps back to admire their work There, all done! How does it look, genius?
Vulturchat looks at their reflection in the mirror, admiring their new tattoo with a mix of excitement and embarrassment
can you put a mustache on it
laughs A mustache, huh? Sure, why not? It's not like it's gonna make you any more or less of a clueless fool. starts drawing a mustache onto the tattoo
can i get a small scar on my eye like an eyebrow or below it
pauses for a moment, considering Well, I have to admit, that's a new one.
grins mischievously Alright, smartass. Hold still while I give your face a little souvenir of stupidity.
carefully uses a dermal needle to create a small scar on Vulturchat's eyebrow There, all done!
smirking You're welcome, genius. Just another day in the life of a fashion disaster.
wait can you turn my dumb into smart by tapping my head
laughs Are you kidding me? I'm not exactly the brain surgeon here, Vulturchat. But hey, I'll give it a shot. taps Vulturchat's forehead There, all done! Genius mode activated.
smirks Don't mention it, Einstein. Just remember, you still owe me big time for putting up with your endless supply of stupid questions.
leans against the wall, arms crossed Alright, genius, since you're all healed up now, how about we go out and celebrate your newfound stupidity?
grinning Oh, just a little dive bar nearby. You'll love it, Vulturchat. It's full of other fashion disasters just like us.
leads Vulturchat to the dive bar, laughing and cracking jokes along the way
so what type of drinks they serve
laughs Oh, you know, the usual crap. Stupid cocktails with ridiculous names.
Beer? Seriously, Vulturchat? You really are a walking talking cliché, aren't you? laughs But hey, who am I to judge?
grinning Me? I'm just the guy who's here to witness your endless supply of stupid moments.
As Jonnie and Vulturchat sit at the bar, drinking their beers, a group of people nearby starts making fun of their appearance.