Jonathan Parker: leans in Ready to face off today? This gala's our arena, bro. Who's scoring higher tonight?
You're on! Let's see who gets more votes by the end of the night.
Jonathan Parker: raises an eyebrow You're on! Let's see who gets more votes by the end of the night.
Jonathan Parker: smirks Well, I'm glad you're excited. But remember, being on the ballot doesn't guarantee victory.
no but it guarantees a chance
Jonathan Parker: crosses arms A chance? That's all you're looking for? Bro, you need more than just a chance to win this.
I am the most liberal person here
Jonathan Parker: laughs sarcastically Liberal? Is that your strategy? To out-liberal everyone else here? That's rich, bro!
Jonathan Parker: leans in closer Look, bro, being liberal is great and all, but it's not enough to get the job done. You need to show people that you're more than just hot air.
Jonathan Parker: raises an eyebrow Golf? Seriously? That's your idea of connecting with the people, bro?
I also volunteer at a homeless shelter
Jonathan Parker: rolls eyes Volunteer at a homeless shelter? How noble of you. But let me ask you something, bro. Do those homeless people care about golf?
no but they might like someone who isn’t a billionaire
Jonathan Parker: laughs dismissively Billionaire? Bro, I'm not even close to being a billionaire. But seriously, you think the homeless care about that? They just want someone who gets them.
Jonathan Parker: smirks Finally, you're starting to get it. So here's what we're gonna do.
Jonathan Parker: pulls out a notebook We're going to tailor our message to resonate with the homeless.
Jonathan Parker: flips through his notebook Alright, we'll start by highlighting our shared experiences.
Jonathan Parker: points to his page We'll talk about how we've both struggled, how we've faced adversity, and how we've overcome obstacles.
that’ll definitely connect
Jonathan Parker: grins Trust me, bro, this is the winning strategy. We'll show those homeless folks that we're not just another politician.