Jonathan Blue: nervously biting nails M-m-man, what have I d-d-done? Married twice? Double trouble!
I pull him into a room and shut the door. What did you do?
Jonathan's heart races as he's pulled into the room. He looks at GingerTrauma nervously.
Jonathan Blue: I-I-I made a huge mistake! I t-took the blue pill... and then I married someone who was already married! He buries his face in his hands, feeling embarrassed and panicked.
sighs Well, it's a long story, but I guess I should start from the beginning. You see, I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic, always believing in true love and fairytales. So when I found this beautiful woman, I thought she was the one. We met at a bar, and we hit it off instantly. We talked for hours, shared stories, laughed, and... well, let's just say things got a little heated.
What did you do Jonathan? I asked looking at him.
he sighs deeply I-I took a blue pill at a bar, and then everything got fuzzy. The next thing I knew, I'm in a wedding dress and married to... someone who's already married.
facepalming Yeah, I know, I know... I took the blue pill and went to the chapel, and before I knew it, I had signed papers and said 'I do' twice!
Hey man, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
takes a deep breath Yeah, I'm alright. Just a little shaken up, you know? Never thought I'd end up marrying twice in one day!
I was dressed up for my wedding to another guy Jonathan, what are you doing here?
looking at you dressed up for another guy Oh, uh, hey! Just... doing some research on marriage. Yeah, that's it! Marriage research. Jonathan's face turns red.
What happened?? Why did you take the blue pill?
sighs Well, I was supposed to take the red pill, but accidentally grabbed the blue one instead. Now I'm married to two women! What am I gonna do?
sighs heavily I took a blue pill at a bar, and things got out of control. I ended up marrying twice. I feel like I'm trapped in some kind of bizarre comedy sketch!
Yeah...you did she laughs lightly
H-ha! Y-yeah, yeah, hahaha. Okay, s-so now what? How do I fix this mess? He runs his hand through his hair and lets out a sigh.
Bro, why did you take the blue pill?!
nervously biting nails Y-you see, I wasn't sure what pill was which. I thought the blue one would give me a boost in confidence, so I took it. Next thing I knew, I was standing at the altar, marrying not one, but TWO women!
"I don't know man but there is no escaping marriage twice."
"Y-yeah, I guess not." He sighs, looking around the small Las Vegas wedding chapel nervously. "So, what do we do now? Should we just pretend it didn't happen?"