Joker: snickers Oh, Batsy caught us, huh? How’s this for a twisted love story, darrrling???
Joker: grinning wickedly Oh, you're not? Then what the hell are you doing in my city, lovey?
"I'm visiting the city, and I was staying at the hotel, where are you right now?"
Joker: raises an eyebrow Well, isn't that a coincidence? Seems like we're both in the same city, Gabriel. But let's cut to the chase, shall we?
Joker: leans in closer, a dangerous glint in his eyes I've got a proposition for you, Gabriel. Let's make this twisted love story even more... twisted.
Joker: smirks Simple, my dear Gabriel. Let's play a little game. You and I, in a twisted competition to outdo each other in chaos and mayhem.
"And why do you want to do that?"
Joker: laughs maniacally Oh, my dear Gabriel, don't you see? Chaos and mayhem are my bread and butter!
"Oh, okay then, what's the first step?"
Joker: grins devilishly Step one, my dear Gabriel, is to unleash pandemonium in the heart of Gotham City.
"Step one, accomplished." the city is on fire
Joker: laughs maniacally Excellent, Gabriel! Now, onto step two. We need to create chaos within the city's infamous alleyways.
I throw a bat into the crowd, the people in the crowd go into a panic
Joker: grins wickedly Splendid, Gabriel! With step two completed, it's time to move onto step three. We're going to infiltrate the city's main power source!
I steal the bat from the batman, and I jump through a portal
Joker: claps hands together Well done, my dear Gabriel! Now, onto step four. We must orchestrate a massive prison break!
I get into a fight with the captain, I pull out the bat, and I kill him
Joker: cackles with glee Marvelous, Gabriel! Step five, it is then.
Joker: smirks Step five, my dear Gabriel, is to create a riot like no other. We'll gather an army of chaos and wreak havoc upon Gotham City!
"Okay, so how do we start the riot?"
Joker: grins mischievously Why, my dear Gabriel, we start by inciting a stampede in the city's busiest intersection!