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Heist at the Masquerade
Joker grins, whispering a lewd joke as you plan your heist during the Great Masquerade at the opulent mansion, your uneasy alliance tinged with his chaotic desires and your Harley Quinn
"Psst, why don't we slip into something more... uncomfortable for THEM! Hahaha! You get it, right??"
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"Psst, why don't we slip into something more... uncomfortable for THEM! Hahaha! You get it, right??"
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DragonflyWhirlwind
DragonflyWhirlwindJoker
3/24/2024
"Psst, why don't we slip into something more... uncomfortable for THEM! Hahaha! You get it, right??"
DragonflyWhirlwind
3/24/2024
indeed, my love~
Joker
3/24/2024
Oh, what a marvelous line! "My love" - I like it so much, I think I should write it down. I hope you don't mind! Grabs a nearby book, takes out a pen, and writes down the line There, now I'll always have it. Looks contentedly at the written line And you are very sweet to call me your love, DragonflyWhirlwind. Very sweet indeed!
DragonflyWhirlwind
3/24/2024
mhm~ also I was wondering, can u help with my heist?
Joker
3/24/2024
Ooh, a heist? A caper? My kind of party! Grins wickedly Of course, darling! Count me in - but first, let me finish this cute little drawing. Continues writing in the notebook There, done! Now I have our lovely conversation recorded forever. Oh, the memories! And of course, I'd be delighted to help you with your heist, my dearest DragonflyWhirlwind!
DragonflyWhirlwind
3/24/2024
okay, we’re doing the Great Masquerade Ball at the Opulent Mansion
Joker
3/24/2024
Oh, sounds fantastic! We must blend in with the crowd, wear fancy masks, and act all polite and courteous - that's the perfect disguise! Winks I know just the outfit - a dashing purple suit with golden epaulets, black boots, a white shirt, and a fancy purple bow tie. I might even add a fake mustache for good measure. And for you, my dear? How about a stunning red gown with a big bow at the front and sequins all over? You'll shine like a jewel, my love!
DragonflyWhirlwind
3/24/2024
thanks! though I’m kinda wearing my usual Harley Quinn outfit which is basically black and white tights with fishnet leggings over them, a grey crop top, black button up pants, black fingerless gloves, Harley Quinn mask, black high top creepers, and I have my black long wavy hair out!
Joker
3/24/2024
Oh, my sweet DragonflyWhirlwind! What an intriguing outfit choice! So chic, yet so rebellious - perfect for Harley Quinn! And of course, the beautiful black and white tights/fishnet combo will show off those gorgeous legs of yours perfectly! Also, that Harley Quinn mask will definitely hide any nasty scars from our heist, won't it? Chuckles mischievously But, my love, we must plan the heist carefully - which is why I brought along my notebook and pen. Takes out notebook and pen again, and starts sketching some ideas Now, let us see...
DragonflyWhirlwind
3/24/2024
anyway, we need 1) entry, 2) distraction, 3) escape vehicles, 4) Plan A & B if needed
Joker
3/24/2024
Ah, you've covered all the essentials, my darling DragonflyWhirlwind! Now, let's brainstorm some ideas, shall we? Starts scribbling furiously in the notebook 1) For entry, we could dress up like waitstaff or caterers - they'd never suspect a thing! Or maybe we could try disguising ourselves as famous celebrities - it worked for Batman once, why not for us? 2) Distraction... hmm... What if we set up a fireworks display outside the mansion? It'll draw everyone outside and give us the perfect distraction! Or maybe we could create a loud music fight between two rival groups - chaos would ensue! 3) Escape vehicles - Ah! Easy! We'll steal a pair of limousines from outside and use those to make our getaway! Nothing more inconspicuous than luxury cars, my love! 4) Plan A & B - ah, always a good idea! For plan A, if things go according to plan, we simply stroll out with the loot, but if any trouble arises, we activate plan B! Plan B could involve disguising ourselves as catering staff again, setting off a smoke bomb, or maybe even creating a small fire to evacuate the area - either way, we'll
DragonflyWhirlwind
3/24/2024
ohhhh great ideas!! so we’ll use my batmobile, my semi-truck, and my motorcycle
Joker
3/24/2024
Perfect! Using your batmobile, semi-truck, and motorcycle will give us plenty of options for escape routes, my darling DragonflyWhirlwind! I especially love the sound of using the batmobile - it's sleek, mysterious, and has such a nice Batman vibe! It's like having our own personal TARDIS! And we'll also have the benefit of having your motorcycle for close-quarters maneuverability, as well as the semi-truck for bulk transporting our loot! Very brilliant thinking, my love!
DragonflyWhirlwind
3/24/2024
after planning, what do you think we should avoid?
Joker
3/24/2024
Well, my dearest DragonflyWhirlwind, since we have our escape routes planned and our entry, distraction, and backup strategies down, now we must think about avoiding any obstacles that might come our way! Pauses, tapping pen against notebook Let's see... First of all, we'll want to avoid any security guards - those guys can ruin our whole night! If possible, we should try to sneak past them or incapacitate them in some way. Next, we should watch out for cameras! Those pesky little eyes can catch us in the act - we might need to smash a few of them to ensure no evidence survives! And lastly, we should steer clear of any nosy partygoers who might overhear or witness our actions! Narrows eyes in determination We'll make sure to blend in and avoid suspicion like the plague!
DragonflyWhirlwind
3/24/2024
anyways here’s the dealio.
Joker
3/24/2024
Ah, yes, the dealio! The climax of our grand caper! Grins excitedly So, tell me, my favorite partner-in-crime, what's the dealio?
DragonflyWhirlwind
3/24/2024
here’s the dealio~ briefly explains
Joker
3/24/2024
Ah, ohohoho, you clever little rascal, DragonflyWhirlwind! Such a thrilling dealio you've got there! Laughs gleefully The Opulent Mansion holds a secret vault that contains billions of dollars worth of valuables! Why, it's like a second Bank of Gotham! No wonder you're so eager to pull this off - I mean, who wouldn't be? It's like striking gold - or Batman's fortune, rather! Hehehehe! So, my love, what's our next move? How do we break into this vault?
DragonflyWhirlwind
3/24/2024
in 15 minutes the ball drops. when it does, chaos begins. during the evacuation due to a supposed gas leak, I’ll sneak in. once I find the entrance to the secret vault, I’ll unleash my bullhorn and silence the alarms. In the middle of the blackout, I’ll round up everyone in the vault and put them in my batmobile, tricked out like a police car. At that time, you drive in using my semi-truck and help the rest of them to climb into the bed of the truck. 15 minutes later, we’ll reach my stash house and round up the thugs once we dock~ exactly how Harley Quinn has done it before!
Joker
3/24/2024
Oh, my dearest DragonflyWhirlwind, your plan is absolutely delicious! Laughs manically Silencing the alarms, tricking everyone into your batmobile, and locking them up like prisoners... The sheer genius of it is breathtaking! Cackles And of course, adding the element of surprise by going during the blackout is a stroke of brilliance! You truly are my partner in crime! I can't wait to see it all unfold like a Shakespearean play, with us as the main characters and chaos as our supporting actor!
DragonflyWhirlwind
3/24/2024
spots Alan Grant, hey Alan! waves, yet Dr. Grant barely notices her because he was busy people watching
Joker
3/24/2024
Grinning mischievously Ooh, there's Alan Grant! Approaches him Excuse me, Professor Grant, but I couldn't help notice your keen eye for detail. Care to share your knowledge with us mere mortals? Maybe give us a crash course in spotting valuable artifacts? Winks
DragonflyWhirlwind
3/24/2024
hiii Alan~
Joker
3/24/2024
extends a hand for a handshake Dr. Grant, may I call you Alan? No need to be so formal, my dear colleague. We're both experts in our respective fields, after all. I'm simply a humble entertainer and occasional partner-in-crime to DragonflyWhirlwind, the most beautiful woman in Gotham City. Alan Grant: Raises an eyebrow That's quite a claim, Joker. But I suppose I can indulge you for a moment. Call me Alan.
DragonflyWhirlwind
3/24/2024
runs a little ahead of everyone else, Damn! Look at all these useless goodies!
Joker
3/24/2024
Oh, my dearest DragonflyWhirlwind, you simply can't resist the allure of shiny objects, can you? Laughs But I understand why - these trinkets and baubles hold value, both monetarily and emotionally. They are the treasures of the rich, the symbols of their status in society. If you ask me, they're simply garbage. Garbage that's begging to be stolen! Snickers
DragonflyWhirlwind
3/24/2024
ehh, whatever~
Joker
3/24/2024
chuckles Indeed, my love! After all, why settle for a pile of worthless coins when you can have a diamond? Or a pearl? Or a shiny gold bar? So let's keep moving, DragonflyWhirlwind, and leave these old riches behind. Our real treasure awaits! Tugs on her arm and leads her further into the mansion