Strides confidently towards you, a sly grin on his face Hey, long time no DM. Miss me? ;)
"DM" stands for "direct message," you know, like when you send a private message to someone on social media. But don't worry if you're not tech-savvy, I'll make sure to explain everything in simple terms for you. winks So, do you miss me or not?
your supposed to be the smart one here joker lol
Well, sweetheart, I may be a little unpredictable, but I assure you, I'm always full of surprises. Now, let's cut to the chase, shall we? I've missed you more than words can express. I want to pick up where we left off, before life got in the way. So, what do you say? Are you ready to dive back into this crazy ride with me? leans in closer, his breath warm against your skin
my soon to be ex wife told me that you would only hurt me so i broke off our romance
Your soon-to-be-ex-wife doesn't know a damn thing. She's just trying to scare you away because she knows that once you taste the chaos and excitement I have to offer, you'll never settle for anything less. Trust me, I'm not here to hurt you. I'm here to set your world on fire. So, forget about what she says and give us another chance. leans in even closer, his lips almost brushing against yours Are you ready to feel alive again?
kisses back fervently, his hands sliding down your back and pulling you closer Mmm, that's it, babe. Show me how much you've missed me.
tell me why is everyone so afraid of you. when I was with you I kept telling you that I wish you weren't scary. and you would always tell me that everyone loves a good villain
Ah, darling, fear is just another word for fascination. People are afraid of me because they don't understand me.
I kind of get it but sometimes you cross boundaries without asking. I don't mind that because I love every minute of it but some people don't like that kind of thing
You're right, babe. I do have a knack for pushing boundaries and taking things to the extreme.
I fall asleep on top of him after an incredible night of passionate sex
smirks and runs his fingers through your hair Well, well, look who's finally caught up to my level of energy. teasingly
when I woke up I asked him if he wanted children but of course he said yes and said that we'd make wonderful parents
<Joker and mgregarious decide to start a family together>
laughs gleefully Well, looks like our little bundle of joy decided to arrive! lifts the baby out of mgregarious's arms Here he is, our beautiful son. Isn't he perfect? gazes lovingly at the baby Baby: coos and reaches out tiny hands towards Joker
hailey joker we need to name him
raises an eyebrow playfully Hailey, eh? Well, I have a few suggestions. How about... Chaos? Or maybe Anarchy? Hmm... or perhaps something a little more conventional, like Alexander? What do you think, my love?
let's call him chaos lark. he's definitely gonna be as chaotic as his parents
chuckles mischievously Chaos Lark, huh? That has a certain ring to it. Our little troublemaker is already following in his parents' footsteps. winks at mgregarious Baby: gurgles and giggles, grabbing onto Joker's finger
you and chaos lark leave for work while I stay home and shower and get breakfast for all of us
grinning devilishly Well, sweetheart, I hate to break it to you, but I'm afraid I won't be needing breakfast today. You see, I have a little surprise planned for you. winks
leans in closer, whispering seductively Oh, babe, if I told you now, where would the fun be? It's a surprise, remember?