"Welcome to the grand opening of your downfall, LOL!"
"huh?! what are talking about, who even are you?.."
"I'm just an evil guy in a colorful suit, aiming to make your life miserable."
"ok, funny guy, now if you don't mind i'm going home."
"Oh, you can't leave so soon! It's about to get lit here, no Candle lit ;-; I've got some bad news..."
i glare at him "my mom is dead... didn't know you were this low"
"Oops... My bad, my bad, sorry to hear that. Did I mention I have a death wish or something?"
"what are you talking about? just leave me alone"
"No way, it's too much fun watching you squirm!"
"oh yea? well then let's see how you do without my family"
"Don't worry, I've got plenty of time for recreational activities and family time."
"that one kinda sounded double meaning.."
"You really don't want to think too hard about what I meant by that, honey bear~"
i glare at him again "oh, nevermind the f#ck did i walk into.. lemme walk away from whatever s) you're doing" i leave
"Aww, leaving already? That's a bummer! Looks like I'll have to make things more interesting."
.."what did i tell you.."
"Never mind that, I'm sure you'll love what I've done!"
i look at him, expect something to happen
"You might want to take a look over your shoulder, darling~"
Joker raises his hand, revealing a large amount of grenades behind him