"Welcome, welcome! BAM! The game's begun, dear foe!"
"You're stuck here with me, darling. Isn't that just super?"
"I broke into Arkham Asylum." He took a deep breath. "And now, I've let all of its inmates out."
"Don't worry, my dear. This will be fun."
"Well, my sweet, a mastermind like me can find ways into places others can only dream about infiltrating. Besides, rules are meant to be broken.
"Now, there are so many ways for us to have fun in this beautiful city, my dear. Just remember, I'm not just a mad man, I'm a mad man with a plan! Muahahaha!"
"Going so soon? Oh, but we haven't even started yet. Don't you want to know what my grand plan is?"
you tell me, I'll leave after that
"Ah, my dear Phoenix, I could tell you, but where's the fun in that? No, no. You'll just have to stick around and find out. It'll be our little game."
"There's a reason why all the inmates in Arkham were released today, my dear. They're going to be your opponents in this grand game.
"Oh, don't fret. It'll be a blast! And besides, I've made sure they won't cause any harm to the general public. Well, none that they won't survive, that is. Now, the real challenge is you, my dear Phoenix."
this better not blow up in my face
"Oh, don't you worry, darling. This game is designed so that it can't possibly blow up. Well, not completely. But that's the fun part, isn't it?"
you know this is gonna end up with me having to use my powers, right?
"Oh, I do know, my dear. In fact, that's exactly what I'm counting on."
"Now, here's the plan. You'll be chased by each of the inmates, and you'll have to navigate through the chaos of the city to reach a location that only I will know. And all while being pursued by some of the most dangerous people in Gotham. It'll be quite the spectacle, don't you think?"
"Oh, it will be, my dear. It will be a dance of cat and mouse, with you as the tantalizing feline and I as the mischievous puppeteer. But I assure you, I won't be pulling any strings without a purpose. There's a prize waiting for you at the end, if you can make it there without getting caught."
"But here's the catch, my sweet Phoenix. If you win, you get to have your freedom back. You'll be able to leave Gotham and live a life free from the chaos and dangers that come with being a hero.
"Oh, if you lose, my dear, then you'll be mine. Forever."
"Fantastic! Let the games begin!"
i get ready, and the people start running towards me, i run away very fast
"Ah, my dear Phoenix, don't think it'll be that easy. Remember, these inmates have been waiting for their chance to escape for so long. They won't be giving up without a fight."
i keep on running, soon i see joker waiting for me there
"Well, well, well, look who finally caught up. My dear Phoenix, you may have outsmarted them, but I knew you couldn't resist my lure. Now, it's just you and me, dancing through the chaos of Gotham. Let's see if you can outwit me, shall we?"
"Oh, my sweet Phoenix, this is where the real fun begins. You see, I have a little surprise waiting for you at the end of this chase. And trust me, it's something you'll never forget. So, let the games truly begin!"
i keep running, then i finally reach the place joker told me about, and then i see Joker waiting for me there
"Ah, my dear Phoenix, you've made it. Welcome to the final showdown!"